three rivers race

the three rivers race

horning sailing club's 61st race

The Three Rivers Race, organised by Horning Sailing Club and now sponsored by Yachtmaster Insurance Services, was first run in 1961, making this year's race the 61st.

Run over 24 hours, it is recognised as one of the toughest endurance races in Europe, with over 100 sailors from all over world travelling to Horning to take part. In 2014 The Three Rivers Race was nominated the third toughest mass-participation event in the UK in recognition of the many obstacles faced by competitors including three bridges to be negotiated involving lowering the mast and sails for each, frequent lack of wind during the night, and hire cruisers during the day!

The course is 50 miles long, and some 15 different classes are eligible to take part with competitors making their own individual decisions as to which order to round the four turning points and all are given a maximum of 24 hours to complete the course. Competitors’ decisions involve a lot of tactical planning to work out the best way to take advantage of the tides in order to get around all the turning points as quickly as possible.

three rivers map guard ship and rescue dory

Each turning point is allocated a “Guard ship” and crew who monitor and record the progress of each individual competitor when they round the turning point (marked with a large buoy including a flashing light during the hours of darkness). Each Guard ship crew is also provided with a “rescue boat” (in the shape of a Dory or RIB which can quickly be deployed should the a competitor get into trouble.

The Guard ship at the turning point in South Walsham Broad, “Elsa II” was provided by myself as Commodore of the Merchant Navy Association Boat Club and crewed by me and Paul Battagliola the Club’s vice-commodore and Lois Edwards, another MNA Boat Club member. Plus Alix an elderly Westie and Fudge an 8 month old Cockerpoo puppy…

We got to our location in South Walsham Broad on the Saturday morning about an hour before the start of the race. We laid our turning point buoy about 200m inside South Walsham Broad and moored ourselves, and our rescue Dory, about 100m away at the head of the Fleet Dyke leading from the River Bure into the Broad. This meant competitors had to pass with about 50m of us so we could readily read their sail numbers, get their race number and record the exact time they rounded the turning point. We would then communicate this information by VHF radio to Race Control at Horning on a regular basis every half a dozen or so boats.

three rivers race - underway

With a fresh breeze from the north-west, the first competitors rounded our mark at around 11.45 and from that time on we were kept busy with a steady stream of boats throughout the day and evening until darkness fell around 22.00 hours. After that only a dozen or so more boats were logged before everything went strangely quiet. Just before 05.00 more boats started to arrive at intervals of about five minutes, until 07.30 when there were less than a dozen boats left to visit us. By 09.00 that number had dwindled to just two. One of which subsequently retired, leaving us waiting for what seemed like ages but was actually only about 40 minutes for the very last boat!

By about 09.30 we were able to use the Dory to recover our marker buoy and head back to Horning Sailing Club but just as we turned into the River Bure we came across a competitor’s large sailing cruiser with her sails set and her bow buried firmly in the reeds along the river bank! There appeared to be no-one on board but we agreed with Race Control at Horning that the situation warranted investigation so we duly got as near to the yacht as we could without running aground and by means of our horn and quite a lot of shouting we eventually got a very sleepy response from a member of the yacht's crew, as following their earlier retirement they decided to run into the reeds and catch up on some sleep!

three rivers race

So all was well but ours was not the only Guard ship to have ended up investigating this boat and we suggested to Race Control that competitors ought to be required to carry an “OK Board” to display if they have dropped out or stopped for any reason NOT requiring assistance as this would leave the guard ships and their rescue Dory free of distractions and thus able to concentrate their resources on potentially more serious incidents; in fact competitors are advised in the regulations to inform Race Control if they drop out, but not everyone carries a radio - so an OK Board would probably be just as appropriate and more likely to be used.

We were hugely impressed by the organisation and the welcome provided for support crews such as ourselves by the whole of the Horning Sailing Club 3RR team – and by members of the Club not directly involved with the race at all - to such an extent that since my wife and I now confine our boating almost exclusively to the Broads we are very seriously thinking of joining the Club ourselves!

three rivers race

some guy named pete

some guy named pete

a surprise guest at king's cross open mic

I didn’t recognise the guy strumming guitar atop my boat, but my more worldly brother certainly did.

“You punk rock ignoramus,” he texted in disbelief. “Tell him ‘Up the Bracket’ is my #1 Spotify track of the year.”

Almost Christmas, at the tail end of a 3-year visa and a questionably timed effort to demonstrate that London's canals were a natural home for live performance, I was moored at Kings Cross. My savings were spent. My house in Texas was sold. I had nothing left but the Molly Anna, a wide beam canal boat equipped with a full length stage and a license from the Canal and River Trust to amplify music for passers-by.

Unable to pay performers, I turned to open mics to keep going. If musicians would play for free, I figured, audiences would brave the elements. And if the setting wasn’t conducive to ticket sales, the circumstances of Covid and the need to keep music alive and people safely gathering could unlock grants to fund my proposition: that the city’s watery matrix hid dozens of Covid-secure places for performance.

If you moor there, will they come? Between London’s status as a global nexus for aspiring artists, its shortage of live venues and the sturdy constitution of a populace tempered by the weather — I bet they would.

Confirmation was swift. A cyclist with a guitar on his back turned out to be a doctor from Galway in love with Woody Guthrie more than his job with the NHS. He climbed down and a crooner who’d just arrived from Bahrain climbed up. Followed by a Japanese keyboardist who sang like Elton John, but whose English revealed he’d just arrived too. Your standard ridiculously varied London open mic.

Serving mulled wine through a porthole, my friend Martyn, a professional roadie on break from tour, thought he recognised Pete Doherty in the audience.

“Pete who?” I demonstrated my ignorance of ‘90s-era punk idols.

Everyone craned to look. Was the grown man with Siberian husky and satchel full of books just purchased from the Book Barge the same baby-faced fashion plate they remembered from newspaper headlines fifteen years ago?

Could be they agreed. His band was in town for a concert. Go speak with him, they told me. Fearless with celebrities unknown to me, I approached.

"Is your name Peter?" I asked. Just to make sure. “Because you’re causing a bit of a commotion inside my boat.”

He confirmed it was him, and asked if he could play. He’d return Sunday morning he said. Fat chance said my crew back in the boat. “Not if he’s got a concert.” He’d be up late partying they assumed. Nice try though.

Come morning my team wasn’t there, but Pete Doherty was. Along with a retinue including his keyboard playing wife, Katja, from the Puta Madres, and his sled dog — which settled down to study the swans from the roof of a narrowboat double-moored next to me.

A mate tuned Pete’s guitar while I fumbled with the sound system. He was about to start when I remembered he’d neither signed in, nor recorded the statement I wanted every artist to make. Who were they? And why were they playing for free in the cold? Useful for future grant applications, I hoped. Would he mind?

“My name is Pete Doherty,” he spoke into the mic. “I’m an artist and a dreamer…. and it may sound corny as hell, but to be here on someone’s canal boat playing music... it’s just that kind of Arcadian vision that in the midst of everything…. the pandemic and all the evils in the world, we can still have these moments of joy.”

And then he created one. Roaming my stage with an acoustic guitar, a teddy bear of a man, playing for the sheer pleasure of it. Upbeat tunes with a lilting refrain:

“In Arcady life trips along. It’s pure and simple as the shepherd’s song.”

Christmas shoppers stopped to shoot video. My angry boater neighbour, who’d quarrelled with me the day prior, now flashed a huge thumbs up. I introduced the next performer, a slightly star-struck 21 year old rapper. When I couldn’t get Gabriel’s backing tracks to play, Pete plopped into a chair and improvised acoustic beats.

They jammed for half an hour and then it was over. Before his manager hustled him off, Peter arranged free recording time in his London studio for Gabriel. Katja invited me and my absent crew to see the band that night.

Watch Pete Doherty perform on You Tube (King's Cross Open Mic Montage SD 480p) with pictures of some of the other performers.

In the interim I Googled “Pete Doherty” to fill in the gaps of my musical education. There was a lot there. Between scrapes with the law, episodes of rehab and celebrity girlfriends, he’d made easy work for the tabloids. Hijinks they could sensationalise, but which obscured the man’s message of bucolic life in a pre-industrial landscape he calls Arcady. Thirty years since he first put that utopian vision into lyrical form, older and wiser, the drugs behind him, it remains his muse, evidenced by his song choice that morning, inspired by the opportunity to play in a canal side setting that preserves simpler times.

Looking down on an audience of thousands from our reserved seats above the Kentish Town Arena’s stage that night, I thought “what a great show”. It was easily the second best I’d seen that day.

BBC story
interview (original sound)

You can watch Pete Doherty's  performance on YouTube, together with a montage of some of the other performers at King's Cross open mic.

naomhòg, the prayer boat

naomhòg, the prayer boat

My love of narrow-boating started over a decade ago when, in choosing our first canal journey, I thought a circular route sounded more fun than a linear one. Little did I know that this would entail managing the dreaded Tardebigge flight of locks. Richard (my long suffering husband) and I were regularly up at dawn to ensure we’d complete the task and get the hire boat back on time! But I loved it, and remember driving back home thinking 30mph was way too fast. One day I decreed we would return and explore a slower pace of life.

In the intervening years the dream never left me. Gradually I felt God’s guidance drawing me towards a boating ministry, specifically a prayer boat. In October 2020, a six month rental enabled us to experience boating throughout the winter, which did not deter me. Richard, though supportive of my new found passion, does like to return home occasionally. The lawn still needs mowing and it’s not quite so comfortable being 6ft 3” on a narrowboat!

naomhog, the prayer boat

After a further rental in October 2021 went a little pear shaped due to engine trouble, I decided to contact the nearest boat broker to where we were moored up. A 43ft narrowboat had literally just arrived in the marina, with no written particulars, but we were welcome to come and look. They say buying a boat is like buying a house – you just know when you have found the right one. I walked onto Naomhòg and it was love at first sight!

The celtic name means ‘Little Neave/Saint’ or ‘Holy Little One’ and she ticked all the boxes, although I did rather want a bath on board, having enjoyed one on our previous boat. Instead we had a fixed rosehead that Richard could not even fit under. Thankfully that was relatively easy to change. Our sale completed, 1st December saw us in the snow on a six hour journey moving Naomhòg to the stricken boat housing our belongings. By now it was in a boatyard; we could only gain access from the water and with no operable electrics we needed to get there in daylight. As Naomhòg was unfurnished there was not so much as a warming cup of tea or extra layers of clothing to be had. It was a race against time which of course is counter productive to the notion of being on a narrowboat!

Since then we have been predominantly in a marina, living on and off the boat and using shoreline power. 1st April saw us become continuous cruisers and we made the rookie error of leaving the marina without switching the diesel pipe on. We managed to get down a flight of locks before we ran out of fuel but it wasn’t until the Canal Rescue service were in sight that we realised our error. The engineer very kindly spent a couple of hours talking us through the workings of the engine so his time was not wasted and it was very valuable to us.

Then we discovered our two year old leisure batteries were flat, one even bowed out of shape! That resulted in us sitting at Fenny Compton for a week whilst M J Craft, Marine engineer specialists (aka Martin) sorted us out. It was what I call a 'God-instance' that he was working on the boat moored next to ours. Initially we had asked him to look at our engine as it was cutting out whilst idling at locks. Already I sense owning a boat will be full of surprises, not all pleasant and quite a few, expensive!

However, to date, I love it. My mum died a couple of years ago and I have used the money she left me to purchase Naomhòg. I’m looking forward to working out exactly what God’s idea of a ‘Prayer Boat’ means. Already we have had friends on the boat for day trips, for 'rest and recuperation' and a couple of them have borrowed the boat for a week or more whilst we have returned home. I love talking to the people on their boats or those walking along the towpath. Hearing their stories is a privilege.

Mary and Richard Haines in marina

It is not necessarily an easy option living the canal way of life but we have appreciated the wonderful community spirit and there is such a breadth and depth to life on the Cut and surrounding areas.

I am not naive, I realise it won’t all be rosy but it’s an adventure and an opportunity to do something new and see parts of Britain that to date we have never seen. I started a blog previously which I have continued. The husband of the lady who commissioned our boat in 2007 came across it and sent me a picture of Naomhòg whilst under construction, coincidentally with a wooden cross perched on its roof, proof enough for me that God has been involved in our venture from the beginning.

If you see us on the Cut, the kettle is always ready to boil – and there’s usually a secret stash of crisps and crunchies which Richard manages to secrete on board when I’m not looking!
Blessings
Mary

cooking on the cut – summer 22

cooking on the cut

turn up the heat it's time to barbeque

cobb barbeque

Finally at this time of year the weather outlook is promising without too much rain, and it’s officially barbeque season, although some of us are hardy enough to light the outdoor coals whatever the weather.

There’s nothing finer than sitting out by the water, on our own little patch of paradise for the evening, watching the world and the water go by, feeling the warmth of the barbie and smelling the wonderful aromas, hopefully whilst not getting smoked out waiting for the fire to get going!

The best tip we all know is not to rush it, how many times do we see the barbeque at it’s best after we have eaten? Next time that happens and if you have any bananas or soft fruit, put them in foil with a dab of butter, a generous pinch of brown sugar, a splash of rum or brandy, pop a few squares of chocolate on top and sprinkle a few nuts if you like, then seal before cooking over the barbeque. It’s the most delicious way to use the last of the heat. Another delicious way to use fruit on the barbeque is melt golden caster sugar with rum and coconut in small saucepan, then brush the mixture all over chunky wedges of fresh pineapple and cook for a few minutes on each side until charred, serve with fresh chopped mint leaves and a dollop of crème fraiche or fresh cream.

Lisa Munday - bbq - flatbreads and pineapple

If you’ve made flatbreads earlier or have any other type of bread such as pitta they could well be the first thing to go on the barbeque and make a good appetiser with dips etc. while sipping a suitable glass of something nice. I’ll be sharing lots of dips, salsa and salad recipes and ideas later.

If anything needs to be marinated, it’s useful to have had it in the fridge all day or night before for the flavours to develop. Most marinades need an acidic base such as a type of vinegar or citrus fruit juice in for it to easily absorb into the meat, the acid acts as the carrier for the flavouring. A useful tip for marinating is to pop the marinated meat, chicken or chunks of vegetables for kebabs in a sealed plastic food bag, then move the contents around in the bag to distribute the marinade around without getting your hands covered, also takes up less room in the fridge when in bags instead of bowls.

The one thing I couldn’t be without is my temperature probe, for safe food, especially when cooking on the bone. They are available in most big supermarkets and cook shops. I like to be sure meat is cooked to at least 65 degrees Celsius and chicken above 70 at its centre, salmon is safe above 50. Be sure to use separate tongs or utensils for raw and cooked meat.

If using wooden skewers soak them in water for 20 mins before threading the meat etc. this helps to stop the wood burning when cooking.

The woody part of a rosemary sprig makes a great skewer to flavour lamb or tie a few pieces together to make a small bunch and use as a brush with seasoned oil and garlic over the meat or chicken.

Threading peppers and onions with the meat helps with flavour, but they can cook quicker than the meat and char too much so make separate vegetable skewers also using mushrooms, courgettes and aubergines with any chosen marinade. Cooking them first and then wrapping in foil to keep warm, or far enough away and separate from the meat is a must for vegetarians!

I love charred whole sweetcorn on the barbeque, doused with herby lemony butter or sweet chilli sauce.

In my bread article I’ve shared a couple of quick pizza base recipes, if nice and thin these should cook successfully over the hot barbeque rack and you’ll get the authentic pizza oven taste.

Halloumi can be quite salty, so soak it in cold water for a few hours, then squeeze the moisture out and flatten it a little to keep it together before putting the skewer through.

My potato wedges recipe although better roasted in the oven works just as well wrapped in foil over the barbeque to save turning the gas on. Use Maris pipers if you can as these hold their shape better. Part-cook in a pan of boiling water then drain and dry with kitchen roll. Toss a bowl together with Malden salt flakes, olive oil, freshly ground black pepper and garlic. Sprinkle with fresh grated parmesan and roast in the oven or over the barbeque until golden and crisp.

Lisa Munday BBQ recipes - potato wedges and coleslaw

Coleslaw is the perfect accompaniment with a barbeque. Simply grate any type of cabbage (I like to use red and white) with onion and carrot, add a little finely grated fennel or celery if you have it and mix together with mayonnaise (or crème fraiche if you prefer), a dash of cider vinegar, a glug of olive oil and a squeeze of lemon, add a pinch of salt and white pepper to season and a tsp of wholegrain mustard. Add a few raisins or sultanas for sweetness with the zing.

Here are a few marinade ideas for the main event

A dry spice mix can be sprinkled over the hot coals and the smoke will add a subtle flavouring to food while cooking.

If your marinade or spice mix isn’t going far enough for whatever is going on the barbeque it’s a good idea to loosen it up with a glug of oil.

BASIC BARBEQUE GLAZE is universal for use with most meat, fish, tofu or halloumi.
Use a base of 3 parts tomato puree and add 1 part sweet and one part citrus.
The sweet is either honey, maple syrup or brown sugar and the citrus either vinegar or fruit.
To give heat add mustard, smoked paprika and chilli powder or paste.

TIKKA TANDOORI For chicken and vegetable skewers, my favourite with mint yoghurt dips, warm breads and crisp salads
2 tbsp paprika, 1 tbsp turmeric, crushed garlic clove or 1 tsp powder or granules, 1 tsp allspice, 1 tsp cayenne or chilli powder, 1 tsp ground cumin and 1 tsp ground coriander.
Combine all the spices with oil, natural yoghurt and a squeeze of lemon juice to make the marinade. The longer the better, preferably overnight for the marinade to work. Alternatively, you can buy a good ready make tandoori masala mix in some supermarkets to use with yoghurt, oil and lemon.

HARISSA PASTE, shop bought, is perfect when used with oil for lamb or vegetable kebabs, as is CHIPOTLE PASTE, with oil and honey for chicken and beef

FOR PORK Use Chinese five spice mix with oil, honey and soy sauce

SWEET SATAY Great with chicken on skewers or tofu
Combine 1 tsp clear honey with 1 tbsp soy sauce, 1 tbsp mild curry powder, 3 tbsp smooth peanut butter and the thick part of the top of a tin of coconut milk

JERK RUB is ideal for giving heat and spice to chicken, lamb or pork
1 tsp each of allspice, smoked paprika, black pepper, salt
½ tsp each of chilli flakes, cinnamon, nutmeg
2 tsp dried herbs such as thyme, rosemary or parsley
2 tsp salt
Combine all the spices and seasoning to store in a jar until needed. Use as a dry rub or add dark brown sugar and oil to make a marinade.

STICKY PORK RIBS
Combine 50g dark brown sugar with 1 tbsp wholegrain mustard, 2 tbsp tomato puree, 5 tbsp orange marmalade and 2 tsp orange juice. Simmer in a pan until smooth and then smother over the ribs and leave to marinade for a few hours, cook slowly for best results.

FOR HALLOUMI, PRAWNS OR SALMON
Sweet chilli sauce with oil and honey

SMOKEY CAJUN RUB
1 tsp each of smoked paprika, cayenne, garlic, thyme and oregano, pinch of salt and black pepper. Add oil for a marinade and red peppers and onions for skewers.

a trip down the staffs and worcs

tales of the old cut

a trip down the staffs and worcs

I have just had a very enjoyable little jaunt down to Gloucester and back collecting a dear little boat named Spindrift for Heatherfield Heritage. The journey sent me travelling down my favourite canal, the Staffs and Worcester, and I thought for this piece I would take you on a little tour of the cut.

This canal is old. Despite being started slightly after its sister, the Trent and Mersey, it was actually completed first and was open through its length in 1772.

At one end Stourport hunkers down like a grumpy toad. The town basically owes its existence to the canal and was described in glowing terms by Nash in the 18th century "...stood a little alehouse called Stourmouth. Near this Brindley has caused a town to be erected, made a port and dockyards, built a new and elegant bridge, established markets and made it a wonder not only of this county but of the nation at large.." but truthfully it was much like any other town with fighting, drinking and ladies of negotiable affection.

A case in 1832 gives us a little from each category. Charles Hodgkiss, a man of 44 described as “a tall stout built man, of a altogether most repulsive aspect, and having a broken nose” fell out of the pub and started bellowing for “the best man on the severn'' to come and fight him. What transpired after that is open to conjecture, but he found himself on trial for the murder of another boatman, Francis ‘Old Frank’ Wassall. He was accused along with 19 year old William Cooke, who tried to turn King's Evidence and put all the blame on him, but luckily for Hodgkiss, Cooke was useless; at the initial inquest he claimed to be in the arms of one “Mrs Green, who is known as 'the thick legged one'", and then at the trial changed his mind and said he’d seen Hodgkiss beat Wassall and then push him into the water. The judge, quite rightly, dismissed his evidence.

Leaving the basins of Stourport, the canal winds around Mitton under the curious little bridge that gives access to the remains of Mitton chapel and the sprawling cemetery. The site is on its 4th church in the 800 or so years, with the construction of the canal being no small part responsible for the turnover.

You pass next the mighty walls of the railway and the remains of the canal basin that served it. Somewhat innocuously stuffed onto a modern wooden post is a small iron roller, apparently original to the site and used to assist in getting boats out of the basin.

The canal stays within sight of the Stour as it progresses, and in the quiet green surrounds the towpath suddenly rises up on a bridge over a small gap. This is the remains of the somewhat unfortunately named “Pratts Wharf '' and the lock that dropped boats onto the river so they could scoot a mile or so along to Wilden. Wilden had an ironworks from about 1670 and had relied almost solely on the river until the advent of the canals. There was a wharf there almost as soon as the navvies had packed up their bags but the site faded into obscurity until the canal link was built in 1835. Once it was a hive of activity with a lock keeper's house, workshops, and even a boat dock.

Falling Sands Lock, Staffs and Worcester Canal

We now reach Falling Sands lock. Much like Pratts Wharf, this location too is a quiet shadow of its former self. Up until the 60s, when it was finally knocked down, a 3 bedroomed cottage and appropriate outbuildings stood over the weir (including the lavatory. I trust the reader can work that innovation out without illustrations!), and knowing there is now a building missing makes it far easier to understand how one Charles Wyer made the mistake of getting caught leaving a paddle up in 1869, meaning the water "ran unchecked for 8 minutes." It was the second time he'd done it and he found himself spending fortnight in jail with hard labour. The Staffs and Worcester company were very very keen when it came to taking boatmen to court for wasting water or damaging locks, and lock keepers were their eyes and ears when looking for miscreants. For example, further up the line at Whittington, 2 young men turned a lock despite the keeper telling them they needed to wait until another boat came the other way and were fined 2 shillings, while another man who turned Hyde lock "for spite" was fined 5. You can feel the frustration of the boatmen, who were losing precious time, and the despair of the company, who were fighting a losing battle trying to ignore the railways. (The Staffs and Worcester company were infamous in their abject refusal to deal with railways, even at the cost of profit to their shareholders. They were still trying to pretend railways didn’t exist when they were finally nationalised in 1947)

We now reach Kidderminster, a town of course much famous for its carpets. Today, the canal passes by long bricked-up arms that hint at bustle the waterways of Kidderminster once saw, but really it’s quite difficult to see the past here. Kidderminster was close enough to Birmingham that it dealt with a high proportion of day boats trundling back and forth. Although they’re often dismissed today in favour of the more ‘romantic’ long-distance boat, day boats could earn a lot of money. In 1861 one boat was hired by the New British Iron Company to move timber from Kidderminster to Corngrave, a day's journey of about 20 miles and 30 odd locks, at the agreed price of 7s per tonne, roughly £40 in today's money. She was gauged at Kidderminster as carrying 20 tonnes, but then gauged at the BCN as carrying 13. The boatman wanted 20 tonnes worth of payment, (£7 old money), but the company would only pay for 13 (£4 10s). The boatman took the company to court for the difference, and the poor judge had to sit through a variety of witnesses from each side until eventually someone had the bright idea of actually calculating the weight and realised the boat must have been carrying 14 &½ tonnes. He ordered the company pay the appropriate money to the boatman and suggested the company “do their own mathematics in future.” In today's money, that's about £580 for a long day's work. Obviously there were overheads (tolls, horse care, boat maintenance) but that’s a healthy wage.

Most of the day boats were worked by grown men but occasionally children would be put at the tiller. At the next lock of our trip, Wolverley Court, a dreadful example of this was enacted in 1869 when 11 year old Frederick Millington and his 13 year old brother William brought an empty boat from Stourport on the instruction of their father. Frederick slipped at the head of the lock, was sucked into the paddle-hole he had just opened and killed.

Their father was berated by a disgusted coroner who couldn’t understand why 2 children were sent out with a boat, but a look at the records show that their father, another Frederick, was a boater-cum-coal-merchant with a growing family to support; he needed the help of his two sons to keep food on the table.

Next on the line is Wolverley Lock. Supposedly, the ghost of a man has been seen by the canal bridge, which could perhaps be attributed to when an 83 year old man named Henry Gillet had sat on the bridge and for whatever reason fell backwards, rolled down the bank and straight into the water. On being rescued he allegedly said “I thank you all. The Lord have mercy on my soul and my poor cat.” He was taken home and put to bed, where he drifted into unconsciousness after saying “It is all a dream, but it has come for my end” and never woke up.
Like most canal locks, Wolverley has seen its share of accidents, but one in particular was “noteworthy”. In 1856, a boy sent ahead to get the lock ready and slipped with predictable results. What made it juicy for the newspapers was that, having drained the lock and got the appropriate ropes and ladders (for this is long before the advent of sturdy metal ladders bolted securely into the brickwork), no one would go down to try and find the boy despite there being “several strong men on the the spot.” At length, one Mrs Hancock was passing in her carriage, stopped on the bridge to find out what the commotion was and commanded her butler into the lock to retrieve the corpse.

The lock is kept company by the imaginatively named “Lock inn”, which actually predates the canal by a considerable age, originally being a selection of cottages. Like most canal side pubs, the landlords weren’t averse to trading beer for cargo and so there are numerous stories of boats coming away lighter than they ought and their crews drunker than they should.
Boaters were often quite free with the cargos they were carrying; in 1848 at this lock, a young man recorded only as Boden heaved 1 &½ hundredweight (75kg) of coal off the boat and brazenly asked the lock keeper if he had a wheelbarrow he could borrow. When he and his young companion were arrested, their defence was that there was extra coal on board for their use and it was their right to take it away. The company employing them denied it strenuously and both boatmen were put in jail for a week.

Debdale Lock

Leaving Wolverley the canal starts to take on a craggy, rocky aspect. At Debdale lock, cut deep into the rock beside it, is a strange little doorway into a hill. Entering it does not take you into Narnia, but into a single room with what appear to be benches cut into the stone on one side and what could be taken as a bed hole the other. Bizarrely, and despite the obvious flaws with the theory, it has gained the legend that it was used as a canal stable. My research, and practical experience, can find no evidence to support the idea of it being used as a stable. I have found evidence of it being used as a shop though, and a brief mention of it being used as accommodation for a lock keeper before the actual lock keepers’ house was complete.

You next pass the former entrance to the Cookley Ironworks. Today the site makes steel wheels, and the story goes that one in eight wheels used in WW2 war effort were made there.
Just 100 yards from the old arm you enter into the tiny tunnel. It’s a grand total of 65 yards long and has its own towpath, which the local boys would dare each to stay on when the boat horses would pass through. This challenge was made all the more risky by the very real possibility of an angry boatman leaping out of the darkness and giving the boys a tanning.

You come back into the sunshine and into leafy spaces as the canal comes through to Whittington. Boatmen were not above a spot of poaching to supplement their diets, and had you stood on Whittington Horse Bridge in 1851, you’d have witnessed what was a surprisingly common accident. 22 year old Isaac Starling was at the tiller of his boat when he spotted a suitably juicy looking morsel, reached down into the cabin, grabbed the barrel of the gun propped up against the side bed and whipped it up, catching the trigger in his haste and, basically, blowing half his face off. At the inquest, his companion and another boatman who appears to have been travelling butty with them, resolutely stuck to the story that Isaac was shooting at rooks and the coroner accepted it, despite knowing what was really going on. There was, after all, no benefit to bringing up poaching when only a boatman was dead instead of a pheasant.

The river Stour winds peacefully beside the canal as we arrive at Kinver, once powering mills for cloth and metal working. The canal's arrival gave Kinver  the trade routes to prosper into the charming village it is today, with an excellent chippy that is as good a reason to stop as any. There are also the infamous rock houses, now cared for by the national trust.

The canal here has been stocked for fishing for many years, and suffered quite badly with people poaching Lord Stamford’s fish whenever they could get away with it. In 1904 the Staffs and Worcester company took a number of men to court for having actively drained the canal down to a foot depth so they could spear fish for eels.

Appropriately for our purpose in collecting Spindrift, a former steam launch, in 1913 the lock witnessed “ A Kinver Recontre. We do not know if the following incident has any connection with the desire on the Part of certain authorities to make more use of the canals and waterscape of England, but on Tuesday the somewhat unusual sight of a fairly large but shallow draught steam launch passing through the Kinver lock was seen. The launch was the "Dora," of Liverpool, and in the course of an interview her engineer said that the boat had started from Liverpool some five weeks ago, and had proceeded across England by canal and river..

Leaving Kinver we come up to Hyde, once the site of a fat works. In the 1860s fat was quite a valuable commodity, which is why James Dobbin finally snapped and stole a sack with some 23kg of fat in it and sold it on. His customer, a rag and bone man named Thomas Ogan, bartered a lift from a boat passing through Hyde Lock (who wants to walk carrying a sack of fat after all.) Unfortunately for both men, the company quickly noticed the fat was gone and they were arrested and sentenced to jail.

Next up we come to Dunsley Tunnel. It is perhaps a misnomer to call it a tunnel as it’s only 25 yards long, but it has still managed to attract a ghostly reputation of a shadowy woman who vanishes if you get too close. Perhaps she is something to do with 18 year old Ellen Waldron who allegedly went mad and jumped in the canal. She was a “rather stout” young woman standing at a miniscule 4’2", with dark hair and grey eyes. She was described as having “weak intellect” and being “a simple body” and for some reason the newspaper seemed really quite taken with the fact she wore rubber galoshes.

Stewponey is our next stop. A name that has never been satisfactorily explained, although it was drily noted in a diary as being appropriate following an animal cruelty case in 1873 concerning a boathorse that ultimately had to be put down. The wharf here was a busy little transhipment point, and in 1871 you would have seen 18 year old Charles Moss and his little brother Francis, aged only 9, regularly bringing their mother's boat here with day cargo, such as the intriguingly described “artificial manure”.

Stourton junction tempts you to turn right but our journey sent us straight on and to the sharp

left hand bend that puts you onto Devil’s Den.
devil's den on the staffs and worcs canalThe Stour runs under a small aqueduct, and just beyond the aqueduct is a tantalising door into the rockface. Apparently behind that door, erected supposedly to ‘protect the bats’, is a small boathouse that was the bargaining chip the Foley family demanded in return for allowing the canal over their land. With a name like Devils Den, you won't be surprised to read that there are a variety of legends surrounding that woodland, all roughly of the same theme.

Gothersley lock is next. It is pretty enough today, though it too has lost its cottage. It is a sad lock though, where in 1915 Thomas Humfries was clearing ice from the lock with a pole when he slipped and fell in. His wife managed to grab his hand but he slipped from her grasp and drowned. Equally sad, in 1856 the lock keeper's daughter was returning home from an errand when a labourer named James Cox brutally assaulted her. She was just 16 years old.

Rocky Lock on the Staffs and Worcs Canal

Next along is Rocky lock. This one comes with a spooky reputation, where people have reported being pushed and shoved, along with a general feeling of being watched. As locks on the Staffs and Worcester go it’s a fairly shallow one, and that fact makes the following story all the more curious.
In 1836, William Corker, his wife Ann and her two children, Martha and Elizabeth, were bringing a boat from “Etruria to Bilston” when they got to Rocky Lock. William was driving the horse and Ann was at the tiller, and once the boat was in the lock Ann stepped off to work the lock with her husband.
What happened next is something of a puzzle, for a boat going to Bilston would be going downhill, yet the newspapers report that “..the stern of the boat caught in the lower gates and prevented it from rising and the boat was filling with water. At this moment, the husband who was at the top of the lock called out to his wife to pull up the bottom paddles, whilst he let down the paddles at the upper end to prevent any more water from entering the lock. Instead of attending to his instructions she… jumped into the cabin and the boat instantly sunk. Although assistance was promptly obtained.. It was a full 20 minutes before the bodies could be got out of the water..”
Now, it’s plausible that the reports have simply mixed up the locations; a boat going from Biltson to Etruria would be going uphill and it would also tie in with why the inquest, and burial of the woman and children, took place in Penkridge. But there are question marks in the tale that suggest that maybe, just maybe, something more sinister than an accident took place nearly 200 years ago.Ashwood Basin Agenoria

Leaving behind the eerie lock you come past Ashwood basin, a place that could be arguably described as one of the first intermodal freight terminals. Here, the locomotive ‘Agenoria’ held court from 1829 until 1864, when she was basically dismantled and stuffed in a shed. She was rediscovered in 1884 and eventually given to the Science museum. She now lives in York in the National Railway Museum.

Greensforge is our next stop. In 1905, on April Fools day, the canal breached above the lock in a blowout some 30 feet wide and 15 feet deep. A boatman coming down sent his son to set the lock and initially dismissed the boy’s excited report; “Get away wi’ yer. D’ye think I don’t know what day it is?” but found him to be correct. In a feat that I doubt would be matched today despite the technological advances, the Canal Company engineers descended on site and had it open to traffic in a week. Of course there was a small hoard of tetchy boaters either side of the worksite, which may have spurred the work on.

Proportionately speaking, Greensforge Lock it seems to have been one of the most dangerous locks on the canals, with such a cheerful variety of drownings, maimings and general accidents that even the canal company itself was getting puzzled. Some more recent accidents are of course due to active human stupidity; for example in 1970 when a 16 year old boy said to his friends “I bet I can jump the lock” and had to be fished out when he discovered he could not in fact make the distance.

Moving on, the canal takes you up to the little village of Hinksford. There was quite a fuss in 1884 here when a boatman bashed a hare with a cabin shaft and refused to give it to the Earl of Dudley’s gamekeeper, who had witnessed the whole thing. There was apparently a “tussle” over the hare, and presumably the boatman was the winner for he found himself being fined 20 shillings for killing game without a licence.

Botterham - the Boat Inn

Hinksford and its neighbour Swindon appear repeatedly in the archives with young women having “criminal conversation” with men they were not married to and perhaps this is something to do with the ‘The Boat Inn’ just along the line below Botterham Staircase. Legend says that the building was originally constructed as a sort of hostel while the canal was being built, and that it quickly became little more than a brothel. When the canal was completed, they extended the building out to add a 12 horse stable and it was turned into a boaters' pub. How long it kept up its sideline, if the story is even true, is unknown, but one man noted in 1876 that you could get “a good dollying” at the Boat. I wouldn’t like to say whether he was referring to laundry or ladies.

The canal now edges back into urban sprawl with Wombourne and winds along under Giggetty and Houndel before depositing you at Bumblehole Lock. This is not THE bumblehole that everyone thinks of when they’re talking about the Black Country; it appears that this Bumblehole is merely an abbreviation of Bumble Hole Meadows.

Bratch Locks

A few hundred yards down the canal you now reach the bottom of Bratch Locks. (Incidentally, if you are like me and you enjoy taking childish photos with funny street signs, get on the road at Bratch Bridge, turn right and walk down about half a mile. You’ll find the delightful named Billy Bunns Lanes)

The Bratch is a very pretty location but also something of a mystery. It now has 3 locks with a pound about 6ft long between them, and side ponds. It was not originally like this; Brindley set them out as a 3-lock staircase (it has been claimed it was originally a 2-lock) which was open around 1770. Shortly afterwards, perhaps around 1800 when the tollhouse was built, the locks were stripped back and rebuilt into their present form. Allegedly, this involved leaving the top lock alone and moving the middle and bottom locks back about 20ft to allow for the fitting of gates. This theory works quite well when you also look at Bratch lane at the bottom; it has a kink in it that would match the idea of the locks being brought backwards. The remains of the original cills are visible when the ‘new’ locks are drained and as a bonus wave from the past, if you look at the little bridge crossing the stream by the road bridge, you’ll see rope marks - the stone has been reused from copings.

Leaving Bratch you come back into the countryside for a few miles before you reach the urban creep of Wightwick (pronounced Wittick.) Wightwick is home to Wightwick Manor, and if you have any interest in art or gardens, it’s well worth a visit.

Now we arrive at Compton Lock, the first one Brindley built on this canal. It too has lost its keepers’ cottage, from where Mrs Filkin came rushing out in 1865 to yell at Henry Hodson and ended up in what appears to be a slanging match. Hodson, his boat heading downhill, pushed his horse on and forced the gates open when there was apparently nearly 2 feet of water still to go, damaging the gates and quite probably his horse.

To your right you will soon see the junction to the Birmingham Main Line at Aldersley, but we carry on Autherley and the Shropshire Union Canal.

Of all the tales I’ve found around Autherley, my favourite is from 1862 when a boatman named John Vickerstoff was arrested for stealing 5 bushels (somewhere in the region of 135kg) of potatoes from a nearby field. The evidence was imprints of someone kneeling in the soil wearing a pair of corduroy trousers and that the boatman was wearing corduroy trousers, and boot prints that were heading in the direction of the junction. A witness was found who said he’d seen Vickerstoff at the junction and said hello to him, and that he had no potatoes with him. The policeman was absolutely certain that Vickerstoff was guilty but the magistrate was having none of it: “no potatoes, no prosecution.”

to err is human

dawncraft chronicles

to err is human

Bank holiday and not a virus in sight. Finally time to get the boat out and go for a cruise - but first what is known as a shake down voyage, the whole idea being to see what needs doing or break something close to home where it’s easier to fix.

I started the outboard a few weeks ago having left it tilted up and completely drained out of fuel. Originally this was done so the fuel didn’t evaporate and leave a carb full of two stroke oil. Now I would recommend it because the fuel goes off: just disconnect the fuel pipe and let it run out by itself.

Any way, never mind all that.  “Let go forward, let go aft" and we are off! Well at least momentarily, as 30 foot of neatly wound blue flex disappeared out from under the canopy – oops !! Resisting the temptation to hit reverse and wind a live cable around the prop, a gentle pull back on the boat hook making sure that there weren’t too many spectators and off we went again, hard a starboard. Only it didn’t - it just carried straight on. Ahh I forgot to feed the cables back through the bellows when I tilted the outboard to allow some slack .Still no harm done and finally out of the marina and down the canal towards Bath.

Simon Woollen - pulpit on DawntreaderThe thrill and relaxation was short lived as on a more desolate stretch of the canal we stopped moving forward, although oddly I could go back wards 20 foot or so and the same forward. Ten minutes leaning over the side and we still had a prop connected so we must be snagged. If at any time I had looked forward, I would realise we were missing something, The PULPIT !! Having removed this for painting, I had just placed it back on the deck with a length of rope coiled up just to hold it. Amazingly it made one of the best performing anchors I have ever known! Shorts on and in we go to retrieve it from around a sunken tree branch. Luckily nothing more was damaged than my pride.

Time to limp back and carry out a few minor adjustments. The outboard will run happily on 100 :1 that’s 100 gallons of petrol to one gallon of two stroke, hardly noticeable and almost equivalent to what 4 stroke will puff out naturally (if you never have to fill yours with oil it's because petrol seeps down the rings and dilutes it – just take the dip stick out and give it a sniff - trust me it will stink of petrol). Anyway, because it hadn’t been used for a while and it was cold, I increased this to 50:1 as per manual and gave the fuel a liberal dose of Redex; this cleans the carb, and scrounges the old oil and muck out the engine and exhaust system. Now the engine had been run for an hour or so, it did - vast clouds of it.

Not perhaps socially acceptable in today's climate but I have a defence. Make smoke and zig zag was one of the greatest Naval tactics of the battle of Jutland. All I really needed was a full-size white ensign and the sight of Dawn Treader suddenly emerging from her own smoke screen would have been awesome.

However, we have some sense of responsibility, so the last bit was done under electric motor making the purchase of a new battery worth the investment. I connect mine with a parallelogram alongside the petrol engine so as you steer boat it steers the pod. I wanted to extend the control wires to the cockpit but you have to push the handle back for reverse. But it moves the boat happily and the lesson is, it’s a few years old but has always worked in an emergency.

The rest of the afternoon was spent securing the pulpit with brass screws - not DIY store specials that I had to grind off to remove it, draining the carb and adding another gallon of neat fuel to get the 2-stroke mixture back up, greasing the steering, and making sure my cables ran properly before heading out again to complete the voyage with little or no drama.

Ok what did we learn? I have got rusty in lock down and what was second nature a few years ago didn’t flow as routinely as it used to do. Secondly and although I have always kept a log of each of my voyages complete with what went wrong etc., a maintenance logbook is a must. Especially when we all start jobs and forget to finish them! And lastly don’t ever beat yourself up; we live in a society where we are told we are imperfect, damaging everything around us and are generally inadequate. So who am I to rebel and go against the grain?

the hire boats are back

old no 38

the hire boats are back

So here they come.

To be honest they’ve been here since Easter.

But this is different, the floodgates have opened as it were.

Chugging along the Staffs and Worcs here, past old bridge number 38. Like a flotilla of drunken ducks.

Yes, the hire boats are back - just as you thought it was safe to go back on the water, here they are as large as life and twice as annoying. We’ve been spoilt you see, two years of pandemic have shielded us in more ways than one.

holiday and day hire narrowboats

Take this first one for example.

Morning Mist.

That’s sixteen year old Brittany sitting resentfully in ‘the pointy end’ under an umbrella - it is British summertime after all. So convinced was she that this year she’d be able to holiday in Ibiza with her friends, she had streamed and binge watched every episode of ‘Love Island,’ in the hope of picking up a few tips. Instead she’s here with Mum, Dad, brother Mason and Cockerpoo, Rebel floating along wherever on earth this forsaken place is supposed to be. Her smart phone is taking such a battering that twice already it’s threatened to drain the onboard batteries as it recharged.

Ten year old Mason meanwhile is tearing up and down the interior corridor, noisily machine gunning imaginary Somali pirates with Rebel scampering around, tongue lolling, mopping up any survivors.

Dad Brian is stood on the stern lost in thought, still trying - after a week - to get his head around the fact that if you steer right the damn boat goes left. A number of collisions with fellow boaters and incursions into the canal bank had merely proved to highlight this point. He’s been amazed how kind and understanding his fellow hirers have been when he’s ploughed into them at two miles per hour, compared with the totally pissed off attitude of the year round boater. Very strange, you’d have thought that this sort of thing happened a lot.

He also lets his mind drift to Irene. She’d been so enthusiastic when he’d suggested this trip, but seemed to have gone completely off the boil. He wondered where she was?

Irene was three miles further down the towpath, stomping furiously along, lock key in hand. ‘Let’s go on a cruise,’ Brian had suggested and she’d felt that the years of toil and servitude were at last being rewarded. She’d envisaged cocktails on a Caribbean beach, or vino blanco on some Mediterranean coast, with fine dining thrown in, not Batham’s and scratchings on some Black Country backwater.

That she was expected to serve a full English each day to the male contingent (she and Brittany had independently agreed to go on hunger strike) was a very sore subject. Brian had even become overly amorous last night, but she had snuffed that suggestion out as soon as it was mooted by telling him to, ‘tie a knot on it.’ Which was why they were now headed for some remote museum which Brian had discovered had an exhibition of maritime rope tying, once again completely missing the point.

holiday boats

Floundering behind them is another example of expectation over reality.

Sunset Rover

That it is sitting so low in the water should be no surprise. This group of six friends (plus an extra that they’d managed to stowaway) came aboard with two bulging suitcases each. A tad optimistic for what was to be only a long weekend away. Loaded onto the roof, between the solar panels are six mountain bikes and a mobility scooter for Daphne, poor thing. Inside is also a full sized barbecue (with rotisserie and warming cabinet) a 240 volt pillar fan, a desktop computer - in case Jeremy gets an urgent call from the office and needs to access his spreadsheets, Jackie’s make up bag (ginormous, she needs a lot of grouting), three fishing rod kits with all the associated carbon fibre accessories - seats - trollies - keep nets, a karaoke machine for light evening entertainment, enough cans of real ale and bottles of Chardonnay in cool boxes, gin, whiskey and Cointreau (for Quentin) to pacify a ship full of drunken sailors.

The occupants are all huddled on the stern in their cagoules because there is no room inside. If Nigel so much as twitches the tiller then at least one of them is in danger of becoming the subject of the cry ‘man overboard,’ even if she’s a woman.

Here are the lads. They’ve no idea what their boat is called and even less interest. They’re in a hurry. In a nod to self sufficiency they’re off to rendezvous with a delivery driver from Just Eat (other such public servant organisations are available). They would have had them delivered directly to their overnight mooring (alongside the pub) but in his haste to expunge the throbbing in his head by consuming a medicinal sausage and egg McMuffin with hash brown and extra large Pepsi, Little Stevie accidentally put in the wrong postcode on his app. Big Stevie (ironically smaller than little Stevie) is not impressed. He wanted a Balti for breakfast, but has had to make do with a Big Mac and fries, with a side of extra fries, cheesy garlic bites, pancakes with sausage patty and syrup and as a nod to healthy eating, some cucumber sticks which he intends to feed to the ducks.

The rest of the ‘crew’ as they have optimistically named themselves are similarly catered for with the exception of Matt who is feeling decidedly seasick, no doubt due to the impromptu drinking competition he had a hand in organising the previous night (and the night before) when he had to retire after downing a pint of Stella Artois and gin, in one, and lost in the final to Fish, who has never lost a drinking competition in his relatively young life.

In an effort to meet the aforementioned delivery bloke before everything goes cold and cardboardy (as opposed to hot and cardboardy) Spanners at the helm is exceeding the speed limit at 4 1/2 mph in an effort to overtake Sunset Rover ahead of them on this narrow bend and to hell with the fishermen. He is totally unaware that shielded by the overhanging trees, Ted and Dorothy on their timeshare cruiser (one week a year, so long as it’s off-peak) are heading on a collision course in the opposite direction.

Further downstream and only visible by the cabin showing above the waterline is the boat formerly hired by Ken and Simone. He’d wondered what the weed hatch was for. Now as he stands dripping on the towpath on the phone to the hire company he understands that it should not be removed under any circumstances whilst the propeller is turning. At least he hadn’t upended it on the lock cill, but there’s enough of British Summertime left for someone to perform that party trick.

So put your tin hats on and take cover folks. Fortunately the season won’t last long, as we all know British summertime is mercifully short.

paradise

paradise

england in the spring

Dear Lord, you promised Paradise
At the measure of our years.
No grief, no crying, no more pain,
You’ll wipe away our tears.
A city built of purest gold
Its walls a jasper ring,
And we shall be your people, Lord,
And you our God and King –

But can it be more beautiful
than England in the Spring?

I drove today along a road
With hedges clipped and neat
Fluorescent green in light and shade
With daisies at their feet.
And trees, sap rising, swayed their heads
Atop their patterned bark
And shelter gave to verge side flowers
Beneath cathedral arc.

There were snowdrops in the churchyard
And bluebells in the wood,
And daffodils were everywhere –
You’re right, it all “was good” –
So who has need of amethyst
When wisteria’s on the wall?
And hyacinth and foxglove
Steal the colour from opal?

Primroses, joy self-seeded, see
the roses, not so prim,
ignore pale onyx, agate, quartz,
And from carnelians skim
bright red and yellow, flame and pink,
as buds uncurl, rain-pearled.
And there are violets underfoot -
jewels hiding from the world.

Seen from the bridge, the water plays
Like crystal, diamond glass,
And there are mallards in the flow
And swans preen on the grass,
And grown-ups sit and children play
And dogs run to and fro.
Don’t you have spaniels up there, Lord?
May I refuse to go?

There’s a hedgehog in the garden
And it’s fallen in a pot,
And we’ve rescued him and popped him safe
Among forget-me-not.
He curled up in protective ball,
Breath prick(er)ly and slow.
If hedgehogs aren’t in Heaven, Lord,
do I really have to go?

And here is blossom, cherry red
And apple, pink and cream,
Forsythia, wood anemone,
Dog roses by the stream,
The dandelion and celandine
glow golden, campion red,
the crocus burgeons, lilac bursts
like stars above my head.

I know you love us, Lord of Life,
Creator God and King,
But it will be so hard to leave
Dear England in the Spring.

(Revelation 21.1-4 and 18-21)
Iris Lloyd

music and the marinated mind

music and the marinated mind

marinated in canal water, that is..

If my interest in canals can be traced back to 1967, then I would have to say that music came first. I well remember hearing Guantanemera (probably sung by Pete Seeger) on my grandmother’s radio when I was of pre school age. From then on, I wanted to play something.

My chance came when I joined the Buckland Infant school band. I was summarily thrown out in the first rehearsal as I was busy looking at how the castanet I had in my hand was held together and missed something the teacher said to me! Harsh but I didn’t really want to be a castanet player anyway. I wanted to be Bert Weedon! Not easy when you’re five years old and have just lost access to a borrowed school castanet.

I’d made my mind up that the guitar was to be my instrument of choice so I used a bit of pester power, eventually being given a ukulele for either birthday or Christmas. It looked like a guitar at least but it was nothing like the thing Bert played! I tried but eventually gave up when the bridge of the thing had come unstuck, assuming I probably had nothing by way of talent anyway.

michael nye - ululele

Sings of the inland waterways by The Boatmen

Album cover for 'Songs of the Inland Waterways - Straight from the tunnel's mouth' by The Boatmen

BBC album - 'narrowboats'

That could have been it but, ten years later I acquired a very cheaply made nylon strung guitar and decided that if I couldn’t be Bert Weedon I’d try being Bob Dylan instead. That was at least something easier to achieve technically as I would not need amplification or orchestral backing. I’d still need to be able to play the thing though. I had no idea how to tune it, play a chord or pretty much anything.

I reasoned that there were plenty of “musicians” at school but soon found their claim to be able to play their electric guitars were mildly exaggerated. This was mostly on account of said guitars not actually existing in the first place and their supposed owners being just a tad economical with the truth. I plugged away though, and it took a month to play a C chord, another to play G7 and then came F in the book. Simple, a four string chord and all you have to do is hold two strings down with one finger. I began to wonder why in the world I couldn’t have been born with an extra digit on my left hand because F was downright impossible.

I’d also decided that I should really be learning on a steel strung guitar so I bought a cheap one for single figure money at a second hand shop. The instrument looked really pretty with multi coloured veneer and a beautiful scrollwork design on the scratch plates. I polished it and then fingered my first C chord. The result was a marked difference to the nylon strung guitar.

It sounded terrible, out of tune buzzes coming from everywhere and it felt like I was attacking my fingers with cheese wire. I figured a bit of perseverance was in order and so I persevered, spending six months with permanently sore and occasionally bleeding left hand fingers. I tried lowering the strings by chopping bits out of the nut, which helped but the soundbox seemed to be moulting internal struts at an alarming rate. I stuck each one back with Araldite and spent the rest of the evening picking the glue off my fingers.

It was around then that I became aware of waterways music thanks to a BBC album simply called “Narrow Boats” that my dad had bought. I had a job too and the combination of that, the album and an advert in “Melody Maker” saying “Why not buy your second guitar first,” I thought “Why not” so I set off to purchase a brand new Italian built Eko Ranger Six, which I still play regularly. That allowed me to learn properly but, by the time I had gone to Sunderland Polytechnic, canal and other folk songs weren’t really the thing to be playing. I tried electric and soon found that amplifying my lack of talent really didn’t help that much, but I kept slogging on. I got my degree in Fine Art and, along with my guitar, second hand electric guitar and very tolerant fiancée, set about the process of getting married.

Some years later I was playing some music to our children when I dug out an album that I bought at an IWA rally in Weybridge when I was still a teenage member of the Surrey and Hampshire Canal Society. The album, “The tunnel’s mouth” by a band calling themselves “The boatmen” is a bit on the raw side with songs like “Boaty Boaty spit in the cut” being a little bit ripe even in their cleaned up form. I played a few tracks (the cleaner ones!) to the kids and was surprised that they actually liked the music. I then thought it’d be nice to find some more waterways songs. Using the internet as a resource I have since dug out a number of other canal related music, both traditional and more recent that tell the story and create the atmosphere of the waterways. The tunes for most are relatively easy to work out, giving me a small repertoire to play when required.

Michael Nye and his daughter at Maesbury

Michael Nye with his son, daughter and one other - Supergroup

I’m not sure when the interest in inland navigation, music and writing fused but I do like learning new songs about our canal system and have had the privilege to have been able to play some to a live audience on a number of occasions. I’ve often played a few songs at events where I have my books on sale and enjoy both the process of being a waterways author and occasional singer!

I still have that first ukulele which, after it spending years in various attics, I have restored, and enjoyed playing Maesbury some years back accompanied by my son (also on ukulele), daughter (on vocals) and a guy that made a uke out of a biscuit tin!
©2022 Michael Nye

the world’s greatest inventions

back to the drawing board

the world's greatest inventions

During a recent conversation between friends and family, the question was asked, what do you think was the greatest invention for the human race and for you personally?

This got me thinking about all the fantastic inventions that have enhanced, enriched, saved or made our lives easier in today’s fast track society.

Yes there have been many, many ingenious achievements throughout the years, some have brought devastation and misery and instilled fear into people, but the majority of them have saved and prolonged lives, some have brought sheer enjoyment through entertainment, and educated us to a standard that was beyond most civilisations in the early years of our species.

Some simple ideas have literally changed the world that we live in today; how would we cope today without medicine, surgery, electricity, cars, planes, television, music, telephones, computers or things that we never give a second thought to, items such as books, plastic, glass, buttons or the alphabet?  Makes you think doesn’t it?

early television set

car of the future perhaps?

Things that we take for granted today, at one point had to be invented by someone who was dedicated enough to pursue their ideas and dreams to get them to fruition. Some took years of time-consuming experiments, some were left by the wayside only to re-emerge later in years to come, but come they did.

To all the inventors who painstakingly took years in perfecting their art, we at Bearingtech applaud you, as we know how difficult it is trying to get a project to market and into the mainstream.

During the next few paragraphs, we have listed some of these inventions that did get to the end of the drawing board and made a massive impact. Some have made a smaller difference but important nonetheless. The following are not in any particular order or relevance, but just our opinion. If we have left your favourite out we apologise, what would be yours?

Throughout the years, thousands of inventors from a vast array of fields, from medicine to trains, from flight to entertainment, have spent many hours trying to solve problems that would make the world a safer, easier place to live in. All of these inventors have made a significant effort in doing so.

Television – Thomas Edison 1891

Probably one of the most famous inventions, and one that would appear in most people's favourite lists. Personally speaking; it is my preferred choice of invention that has bridged the gap in education and entertainment alike.

Consider the amount of information that television brings to the masses: it enables us to see the world in all its glory, something that people would never be able to see for themselves in person; it helps us to connect with other countries' current affairs and also allows us to be entertained by viewing sports events, concerts, films and news stories.

For someone who is seen as a pioneering genius, Edison surprisingly didn’t learn to speak until he was 4 years old. He was taken out of contemporary school at the age of 11, because the teachers had tremendous difficulty in controlling him. His parents decided to self tutor him at home, giving him the time and dedication that he needed and thrived on.

From an early age, Edison had an interest in sound and vision. He worked in the telegraph industry after being offered a position by the owner, after he saved the owner's child from a terrible accident. The experience and knowledge that he gained from the telegraph industry formed  the background and the beginning for the television and phonograph inventions that were to come.

Radio – Guglielmo Marconi 1450

Although always seen as the father of radio, Marconi was not the first person to build a wireless unit, that honour was credited to Nikolai Tesla, who unfortunately failed to get the patent on his device filed quickly enough, enabling Marconi to steal the limelight.

Like the television, radio has brought endless entertainment to the masses and has enabled reporting on worldwide events, keeping the people up to date with news. This was certainly the case during World War 2, where the radio was a vital piece of equipment and played a significant part in the war effort, keeping people's spirits up.

Photography –Louis Daguerre 1837

Louis Daguerre developed the first known photograph after his colleague Joseph Nicephore Niepce had invented a process that unfortunately took too long to develop; his method needed eight hours of daylight to develop an image. Daguerre later readjusted the system and developed the Daguerreotype process, which produced the first viable photographic photo.

During the 19th century, once photography had become common, it was the custom to take photographs of dead people in portraits, alongside headless shots, which were seen as a kind of magical effect, weird but true.

The first “selfie” was actually taken in 1839 by Robert Cornelius in Philadelphia, the word selfie as we know it today, was coined by a drunk Australian man in 2002, after a wild night on the town.

According to a recent survey, we now take more photographs every two minutes, than the whole of humanity did in the 19th century; the 250 million photos, uploaded onto Facebook every day, has now surpassed this.

If you asked people, “what is the most viewed photograph in history”? Most would not say the Old Windows screen saver, showing a brow of a hill with a blue sky, but in fact it is, the image was created by Charles O`Rear, who was rumoured to be paid around $100,000 for the print which has been seen by millions.

Talking of famous photographs, probably one of the most iconic shots ever taken was that of astronaut Neil Armstrong standing on the moon in 1969, whether you believe the conspiracy or not, it’s a good photo; apparently the camera that took the shot is still on the moon, according to NASA.

One of the most famous photographic companies, Kodak, nearly went bankrupt in 2012, when they had to sell off several of its patents to stop it going into liquidation.

ships changed the way we travelled

robotics are definitely here to stay

The Boat / Ship – 8,000-10,000 Years ago

The first boats / ships were believed to be built by the prehistoric hominid species, Homo erectus. The oldest boat found was discovered in Holland. It was named the Pesse canoe and is believed to date from around 8,000 BC. The boat measured at around 3 metres and was mainly constructed with wood / bamboo and tied together with palm fibres or vines.

The Egyptians are credited with being the first boat builders. They used papyrus reeds and rowed using paddles. There are early representations of these ships / boats being used to transport obelisks along the Nile. These are deemed to be over 300 feet long, longer than any other wooden warship ever built, and are regularly depicted on vases and urns.

Throughout the years, the ship has played a massive part in history, especially during troubled times such as wars and conflicts, with the English, Spanish, French, Dutch, Danish, Portuguese, German and most other European nations at the forefront on the water.

There are many famous ships that are not far away from people`s minds, when discussing history: ships such as The Titanic, The Victory or The Cutty Sark. All helped make the world became more accessible.

Moving on from the early years to the current climate, there seems to be this obsession with building bigger and better ships, boats or super yachts that are owned by the rich and famous, They are all a long way from the early wooden varieties.

Ball Bearing – Early Roman Times

The history of the bearing or ball bearing literally goes back centuries. They were first found on the wrecks of Roman ships, where a wooden ball bearing was seen to be supporting a rotating table.

The famous inventor Leonardo Di Vinci incorporated ball bearings into his helicopter drawing, becoming the first in aerospace design. Some 200 years later, Galileo described the captured or caged ball in a scripture.

John Harrison invented the first known caged roller bearing, for a marine timekeeping machine; he also used the same bearing in a contemporary regular clock.

During 1883, we saw the introduction of an independent bearing industry by the founder of FAG, Friedrich Fischer, who would establish the company as a leading contender in the bearing industry.

A few years later saw the first patented tapered roller bearing, being awarded to the innovator and carriage manufacturing, inventor, Henry Timken, who established a company to produce his designs and ideas. Over the next century the company grew into manufacturing all types of bearings, specialising in steel examples.

In 1974 the first recorded patent on ball bearings was awarded to a British inventor and ironmaster called Philip Vaughan. His design incorporated a ball running along a groove in an axle assembly.

The modern self-aligning ball bearing was patented and awarded to Sven Wingquist of the Swedish manufacturing company SKF, who are one of the biggest producers in the world today.
All three of these companies have established themselves as the forerunners for the bearing industry, supplying various types sizes and designs to this day.

Coming forward to the present day, you would be hard pushed to find a piece of machinery that doesn’t contain a bearing of some sort; everything from an assembly line to a delivery drone will contain a bearing of some description and size.

Sometimes the smallest and simplest ideas turn out to be the best and have the most impact.

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bearings

Gunpowder – China – 10th Century

Listed as one of China`s greatest inventions, gunpowder was developed during the late Tang Dynasty (10th century) and quickly spread throughout Asia, the Middle East and Europe due to the Mongol conquests during the 13th Century.

Some written formulas for its make up were discovered in the Middle East as early as 1240, but whether this was the same formula as the early Chinese version, nobody knows. It was employed in warfare to great effect from as early as the 10th century in weapons, such as fire arrows, hand held and propelled bombs and fire lances, long before the appearance of the gun in the 13th Century.

Although the gun eventually replaced the lance, other similar weapons such as rockets, arrows and firebombs, continued to be used in China, Korea, India and later in Europe.

Apart from the weaponry, gunpowder was also used in early Chinese fireworks, something that has remained to this day across the world.

Other industries such as mining and tunnelling have been made easier with the use of the new substance, making the digging and prospecting of mines much quicker.

The Windmill – Roman Egypt – 1st Century

Probably one of the most iconic pieces of engineering that has been around for a very long time, so long that the first one was credited to a Greek engineer who was living in Roman Egypt during the 1st century. He used it to power a machine. Nobody knew his name, but he was known locally as Hero; quite ironic really.

The Persians were also great builders of windmills, something that would soon become widespread across China, India and the Middle East.

The first windmills were not seen in Europe until the 18th -19th centuries, with one of the earliest examples being the Southtown Windmill in Great Yarmouth which stood at an impressive 102 feet.

One of the biggest theories regarding the windmill is associated with the Dutch. Legend has it, that without them, the Netherlands would not exist, as they were used to pump away the water from the sodden marshes. By doing this, farmers were able to plant their crops, vegetables and plants, and o course tulips, something which became so successful. Holland is seen today as one of the biggest exporters of flowers across the horticultural industry.

Spring forward to the 21st century, windmills as such are once again playing a massive part in the way we provide energy, with thousands of wind turbines being erected in virtually every country in the world to try and combat climate change by using wind power instead of fossil fuels.

Looks like windmills are here to stay. Hero would certainly be impressed.

The Refrigerator – William Cullen – Scotland 1755

The history of the refrigerator began in 1755 when Scottish professor William Cullen designed the first small refrigeration machine. Later in 1855, inventor John Gorrie developed the first functional vapour compression model, which was designed to relocate heat from one place to another and is still used in today's models.

The first commercial model was produced by General Motors back in 1911. Their model, Kelvinator was to prove incredibly successful, and by 1923 had close to 80% of the American market. Today the refrigeration market in the USA can boast sales of over 8 million various models per year.

When you think of the biggest refrigerator, you immediately think of one of the big food producers, but you would be surprised that this honour goes to the Hadron Collider on the border of France and Switzerland, where a 27-kilometer long cryogenic distributor is situated.

Although refrigeration is normal by today’s standards, the early years were very different, commodities such as tea, tobacco and coffee were very expensive, surprisingly ice was also seen as one of these products that were not affordable by everyday folk.

Many upmarket households would order ice direct from Norway in large chunks and store them in underground ice houses, that sometimes were 6 metres high by 4 metres across and could store ice for up to a year before melting. Many of these icehouses are now listed buildings and protected due to their construction and the artistry of the builders.

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glass - probably the most recycled product today

The Bicycle – Karl von Drais – 1817

During 1817, Baron Karl von Drais invented a horseless carriage that would enable him to get around much faster, by pushing his feet against the ground, propelling himself forwards. The machine became known as the Draisine, and led to the creation of the modern day bicycle.
The term bicycle was not introduced until the 1860`s when the phrase was coined in France to describe a new kind of two-wheeler with a manual drive; the high wheel bicycle became popular in the 1870`s.

Two of the worlds` most famous inventors ran a bicycle repair shop in Ohio, USA. The people in question were the Wright brothers, Orville and Wilbur who were pioneers of flying and became known throughout the world as the inventors of modern day flight.

Back in the 1970s, former conservative MP Norman Tebbitt, was famously quoted as telling the nation “to get on their bikes, if they wanted to work”, causing quite a stir amongst the unemployed who saw it as a slur on their work ethics, something that backfired big-time on the Conservative party.

One man, Fred A. Birchmore, back in 1935, took that advice quite literally, and managed to take it to another level entirely, by cycling around the whole world. The whole trip took in Europe, Asia and the US and covered around 40,000 miles; he managed to pedal 25,000 of these and covered the rest by boat, when the roads were not available.

Over the years cycling has become ever more popular, with more people using pedal power rather than using the conventional types of travel such as cars or motorbikes. The greatest example of this is in China, where at the last count, over half a billion bicycles have been recorded by cyclists across the country.

In Europe, the Netherlands holds the record for most bicycle users with 30% of the population opting to travel by bike, in fact 7 out of 8 people over the age of 15 own a bicycle, compared to the Americans who only have a 1% ratio, choosing to use cars instead.

The biggest and most popular bicycle event without doubt is the Tour de France, which is seen as one of the most arduous and gruelling endurance sports around, where cyclists compete over a three week period on some of the toughest roads around France, culminating at the finish in Paris. Each year the coverage gets more intense as more countries and competitors take part, so much so, that part of the race recently has actually started in England.

The trend for cycling has certainly grown over the years, with over 100 million bicycles being made every year across the globe.

Books – 1st century China

Where would we be without the introduction of books?

The first book found was in fact a poem entitled “ Epic of Gilgamesh” which was laid out on 12 clay tablets, and found somewhere between 2700-2500 BC and is credited to be the oldest written piece on the earth.

Some interesting facts about books go from the macabre to the astonishing, including the term Anthropodermic Bibliopegy is given to binding books in human skin, which apparently were commonly used by Doctors in the early years of publishing. Why? Nobody knows.

  • According to the Guinness World Records, the largest book in the world weighs in at an astonishing 3,000 lbs., and is titled “This is Prophet Mohamed”. It is based on the lifetime accomplishments of the Islamic Prophet.
  • The oldest known library in the world is based in Egypt, where it has been operating from 565 AD.
  • Another interesting fact about libraries, is the word “library” itself, which actually comes from the Latin word, liber, which means the tree`s inner bark.
  • The youngest published author was Dorothy Straight, who at the ripe old age of 4 years and 3 months had her book “How the world began” placed into print. Dorothy wrote it in one evening after her parents ask her, “Who made the world? “ They were so impressed with the result, that they took it to Pantheon Books who published it.
  • The best-known set of books has got to be the Harry Potter series, which are published in virtually every language and every country, and has made the author a household name. This was not always the case as in the early years, J.K Rowling was turned away by 12 different publishing houses, before finding one that agreed to take them on. What a great decision that turned out to be. JK Rowling however was not the first person to use the name Harry Potter in print; this accolade goes to a Polish author who used the name in a short story back in 1972. Many people have commented on the structure of the Potter stories, having made comparisons between JRR Tolkien`s Lord of the Rings trilogy and Harrys adventures.
  • Probably one of the most famous children’s authors of all time, Roald Dahl insisted on being buried with some of his prized possessions, which included a bottle of burgundy, snooker cues, HB pencils, a power saw and bars of chocolate. He was buried in Oxford in 1990.
  • One fascinating fact that you would not associate with romantic publishers Mills and Boon is road building, but according to transport records, 2.5 million copies of the damaged and deleted titles were used to repair the M6 motorway toll road. The contractors Tarmac confirmed that the books were pulped and recycled into as paste, which were added to the road surface mixture and laid; the pulp prevents cracks from appearing and helps to absorb the sound.
  • There are many facts about books that could literally fill volumes by themselves, but a few interesting ones stick out, like the largest and longest novel ever written was by French author Marcel Proust who in 1913 had his novel published. It ran over 11 volumes.
  • The most sold book in the world is The Holy Bible, with an estimated 3.9 billion copies in circulation.
  • The most read titles are the Harry Potter adventure series, Quotations from Chairman Mao Tse-Tung and again the Holy Bible.
  • The most expensive book ever sold was written by Leonardo Di Vinci in his own hand and was sold for $30.8 million dollars and purchased by Microsoft owner Bill Gates, so when you see Di Vinci images on Microsoft products, you know where they came from.
  • Another famous author is credited with supplying the first type written manuscript in 1882, that author being Mark Twain, who supplied the words for “ Life on the Mississippi”, which eventually became Huckleberry Finn.
  • One fascinating fact that is astounding, is a recent survey undertaken, recognised that one in five people across the globe could still not read or write, with the stats mainly coming from South West Asia and parts of Africa, which is a travesty, as they do not realise the joy that reading and writing can bring, and would enrich their lives enormously.
Robotics - Archytas of Tarentum – 400 BC

Greek Alphabet

Throughout the years modern day life has been surrounded by robots, whether they are involved in car safety, space exploration, engineering, medical science, bomb disposal or adult leisure, there seems to be a robot for every trade and industry.

The inventions have become part of our everyday life, so much so, that could we now do without them, or want to? The answer is no, we could not, with developments and technology racing along at an astounding rate; it is only a matter of time before we have robotic androids as companions, partners or work colleagues.

Many film and TV series have already explored this by depicting Robots and Androids throughout their scripts and stories over the years.

One genre of robotics that has literally accelerated at an alarming and fascinating rate is the adult leisure industry. Although it is a taboo subject, you cannot ignore the technical brilliance that the inventors have created; some of their designs have taken robotics to another level.

Apart from looking and feeling like a human, these robots can actually talk, blink, move arms and legs and have a temperature and pulse. The next step is walking, which will be the final frontier. Once this is achieved, we will then have a fully functioning walking, talking, thinking android.

Although robots seem to be a thing of the 20th century, they were in fact first thought of way back in 400 BC, when a Greek inventor named Archytas of Tarentum built a wooden pigeon that flew through the air powered by steam along a line of rope.

Another well known inventor, Leonardo Di Vinci designed a robotic man back in the 13th century, makes you wonder where he got the idea from, especially as the word robot had not been invented, and nothing like this had been described by anyone in the world at this time.

There are many questions as to where the terms, robot, android and artificial intelligence came from. One British mathematician George Boole wrote a book titled “ An investigation into the laws of thought”. In the contents he describes the rules that were later used to program computers and robots, something which is still used in today`s development of robotics.

The Czech author Karel Capek is credited with using the word 'robot' for the first time, when he wrote the play called, Rossum`s universal robots.

American author Issac Asimov invented his “Three Laws of Robotics” in 1942, which describes how he thought robots should behave; this was indicated many times and transferred to his sci-fi novels and later films.

In 1966 a robot named Shakey became the first robot to use artificial intelligence to make its own decisions, and became the beginning of the term A.I, which had been originally used by inventor John McCarthy, who had first used the phrase back in 1956.

The power of robotics is fast becoming reality, with an estimated 1 million robots to be in existence by 2025. Researchers claim that by 2040 they will be as clever as humans.

Following on from this, experts speculate that due to the rise in popularity of robotics, humans marrying robots will be legal in the United States by 2050.

The Alphabet – Phoenician – 1050 BC

Can you imagine the world today without the Alphabet? Something that we use everyday, either through reading or writing, and is taken for granted.

Derived from Greek and Latin, our alphabet is made up from the first two words of the Greek version, Alpha - Beta, however the Greek alphabet itself can be traced back to Phoenician dialect of 1050 BC.

Around 100 different languages across the globe use the letters that are made up from the English alphabet, some have more, some less, but all core 23 letters are from the original Roman alphabet.

Although the letter A is one of the most used symbols of our English alphabet, the Egyptians used to use it upside down as they thought that it would represent a steer with horns.
E is the most used letter throughout our language, with J being the newest letter, added in 1500.
J and Q are the only letters that are not represented on the periodic table.

inventions - the heart monitor

the submarine - invented earlier than we think

World Wide Web / The Internet – Sir Tim Berners- Lee 1989 – England

How many people log into the WWW or Internet everyday without giving it a second thought?
Just like the Alphabet, where would we be without it? Every day billions of people around the globe turn on their devices and search the web for either business or pleasure.

Surprisingly the Web and the Internet are not the same, although we speak of them in the same guise. The Web refers to collections of animations, digital photos, files, and music alongside text pages.

The Internet on the other hand, refers to networking infrastructures responsible for connecting millions of computers and other devices all over the world.

Invented by British engineer Tim Berners – Lee in 1989, the concept was not taken seriously by Berners- Lee`s boss at the time, who thought that it was interesting but unlikely.

The first ever website page to be placed online in 1991 is still in existence today and can still be found.

When you consider that the WWW is a fairly new concept with only a 25-30 year lifespan, the growth is absolutely astounding, as of today there are 945,357,100 websites available online, according to researchers there are more devices such as phones, tablets, computers and laptops connected to the internet, than there are human beings on the planet.

The term 'surfing' was coined by Jean Armour Polly who replied that he was “surfing the internet” when asked what he was doing back in 1992.

Alongside the Web, the most used concept is the Email system, which is used by millions everyday 24/7.

The US programmer Ray Tomlinson was the first person to invent the email system, he sent the first email in 1971, however this claim was disputed by an Indian bio- chemist called Shiva Ayyadurai, who stated that Tomlinson`s version was primitive, and that he himself had devised a better system when he was 14.

The first webcam was not used for chatting, it was meant for monitoring a coffee machine at the computer lab in Cambridge University, enabling people to see if the coffee pot was full, rather than walking all the way downstairs only to find the pot empty.

To give you an idea on how big the WWW / Internet is, if you decided to copy it all it would take 1 billion DVD`s or 200 million Blu ray discs, which would take quite a while. The thing is, once you got to the end, you would need to start again as more and more sites would have been added during the recording, so it would be a never ending process.

There are approximately 250 billion emails sent out everyday, according to experts 81% are made up of spam ones, this sits alongside the amount of images that appear on the Web which runs into tens of millions, surprisingly 80% of photographs that appear are of naked women.
Finally not all is as it seems, three of the biggest companies online, Amazon, Ebay and Twitter didn’t start out with those names, they had the names Cadabra, Echobay and Jitter respectively.

Ancient Roman Sewers

vaccinations

The Car / Automobile – 1885 – Carl Benz

The car as we know it, is an add - on to our households; many car owners see their vehicles as a necessity rather than a pleasure item or working tool.

The car has played a significant part in our development over the years, with the first version known as the Benz patent Motorwagen, which was designed by Carl Benz in 1885 and can be seen in the Beaulieu Motor Museum in Hampshire.

The first car built en-masse was the Model T Ford in 1908, which cost around $850 in 1908 but was actually cheaper by 1925 due to the invention of the assembly line, which enabled the vehicles to be built quicker culminating in more cars being produced.

From its humble beginnings, the car has become one of the most owned and sought after inventions known to man, with an estimated 1.2 billion cars in the world today, with an estimate of 2 billion by the time 2040 comes around, something which may be compromised by the introduction of the electric car, which most countries have adopted due to the fossil fuel ban in 2030.

Considering that the car is one of the most sought after possessions, it is amazing to find, that 95% of its life is spent being parked in the gutter or on driveways.

One fascinating fact to arise is in the preferred type of transmission that people choose, for some reason, Americans find it difficult to drive a manual car, with 95% of cars in the US having automatic gearboxes, on the other hand, Europe and Japan, the trend tends to go the other way where more than 80% of cars are manual.

The VW Beetle is one of the worlds popular cars ever made, with over 20 million models sold throughout the world since 1935, after Hitler commissioned an order to VW. He went on to say in one of his famous rallies “that every German should have the right to own a car, as long as it was a Beetle”.

When you think of the world`s most popular car, you would probably assume that either a Ford or a VW would come out on top, when in fact it is a Toyota. The Toyota Corolla claims to be the best selling vehicle, with sales of over 44 million models to date, apparently one Corolla is sold every 15 seconds.

When it comes to popularity, the Rolls Royce is seen as a driving icon, often associated with the rich and famous because of its style, elegance and prestige, amazingly, three quarters of the Rolls Royce cars ever built are still driving on the roads today, some things ARE built to last.

Cars seem to be going the same way as computers and robots, with more and more cars appearing in cities across the globe, especially in the bigger countries like America.
The amount of cars being produced on a daily basis is now staggering with the VW Group responsible for the majority of makes across Europe, which include twelve brands consisting of Audi, Seat, Skoda, Bentley, Bugatti, Lamborghini, Porsche, Ducati, Scania and their own VW group.

How long will it be before cars, like computers will be in every household?

DNA – Friedrich Miescher – 1869

Discovered in 1869 by biologist Friedrich Miescher, who identified it as a molecule whilst carrying out experiments on white blood cells.

He isolated “ Nuclein” DNA with associated proteins, from cell Nuclei, by collecting bandages from a nearby clinic and by washing off the pus, which contained a lot of white blood cells. By doing this he discovered that a molecule has a variety of functions within a living organism, including telling it how to look, facilitating reproduction and holding cells to make proteins.

A single DNA strand is thousands of times thinner than a single strand of human hair, with each strand containing 3 building blocks, groups of sugars, phosphates and nitrogen bases.

DNA is built like a twisting ladder where the sugars and phosphates form the side rails with various other chemicals forming the pairs of rungs.

Of the 3 million chemical bases within a piece of human DNA, 99% are the same for every person with only 1% of our DNA responsible for the vast varieties of physical traits a person might exhibit.

One fascinating fact about DNA is that an amoeba, which is a single cell organism, has 200 times more DNA than a human being. How this can be is a mystery.

The development of DNA has certainly helped with the solving of crimes, in 1986, the murder and rape of 15 year - old Dawn Ashworth, was the first crime to be solved by using DNA analysis. Serial killer Colin Pitchfork was identified as the killer after another man admitted to having provided a DNA sample on his behalf.

With DNA being responsible for how people look, it can determine if a person has dimples, what eye colour, birthmarks, skin tones and facial marks. The fascination regarding identical twins is an ongoing experiment, trying to establish whether one twin would have the same traits as its sibling, i.e. personality, character, tastes, views or whether one could develop addictions such as alcohol or drugs.

DNA has changed the way law enforcement departments work, with coroners and pathologists now using DNA to solve cases more quickly with accurate results, sometimes within 3 months of the sample being taken, ending back breaking tedious searching and endless paperwork.

The Wheel – 5000 BC - Mesopotamians

the wheel - one of the most important inventions ever

Surprisingly the wheel does not have a very long history in that it was not created immediately after humans began inventing and using tools.

The importance of the wheel cannot be emphasized enough, it is the key component to early human progress. Initially it was used as a potters wheel, rather than being used on a cart pulled by animals. The initial wheel used by humans, would be tree trunks used as rollers, which enabled large objects to be rolled into place, which made transporting easier and ending long tedious and incredibly hard laborious work.

Although this rolling method was incredibly hard, its use resulted in some of the most iconic buildings and monuments being built, one such building is the Great Pyramid of Giza, which has over 2 million blocks of stone in its make up, with each stone weighing an impressive 2 tonnes.
After witnessing the structure personally, I can confirm that the structure is an astounding piece of engineering, something that beggars the question, how did they do that?

According to researchers, it took another 300 years after the pottery wheels were invented for the wheel to appear on any form of transportation, thus changing the way that humans lived their lives, the wheel helped with the way objects were transported, the way farming developed and the way people travelled. Imagine how people went from town to town, on a horse if you had one or walk.

Although we may have an idea about the earliest users, the actual inventor of the wheel is unknown, some scholars believe that the invention came from the Middle East or Eurasia.
The invention of the axle was nearly as important as the wheel, without the axle the wheel could not turn round. The oldest wheel discovered was found in Slovenia back in 2002, with an axle, and was estimated to be dated from around 5100-5350 years old.

The Assembly Line – Henry Ford – 1913

Although Henry Ford was credited with inventing the first assembly line, the honour actually goes to Ransom Olds, founder of the Oldsmobile Company, who invented the machine back in 1901 where they built the famous Oldsmobile Carved Dash car.

Ford later added conveyor belts to the concept when he started to build the Model T in 1913, although Ford and Olds are best known for the assembly line, early Venetian Arsenal used a similar line to build large merchant ships in as little time as 24 hours, nearly 600 years before Ford.

Ford's assembly line came about after he looked at the process of his family slaughterhouse, where he decided that he could use the same concept that was used to dissect a cow, he thought that he could reverse the process by building a car rather than taking something apart.
Some famous people have worked on assembly lines including reggae star Bob Marley who worked at the Chrysler Plant back in 1966. The most famous woman in history also worked on an assembly line after she was spotted by an Army photographer who thought that she would make a good model, her name? Marilyn Monroe.

The Tin Can – Nicolas Appert – 1810

A Chef named Nicolas Appert developed a method for preserving food in sealed containers, for which he won a 12,000-franc prize. Later Philippe Girard adapted Appert`s idea with tin cans.
After the patent was sold by Englishmen Peter Durand to Bryan Dankin and John Hall, it was refined again and the two commenced on mass production in 1813 and started the process of tinned food as we know it today.

Although tin cans are associated with long lasting cheaper food, the actual cans themselves are one of the most recycled materials on the planet alongside plastic, glass and rubber.

The Mobile Phone – Martin Copper – 1983

One of the most purchased products in the world today is the mobile phone, which was first invented by Martin Copper who was a senior employee for Motorola back in 1983. The phone that he invented was the Motorola Dyna TAC8000X and weighed an impressive 1.1kg, and only held 30 contacts with a battery life of 30 minutes, with a cost of this new futuristic gadget being a hefty $4000.

Since then the mobile phone market has exploded with billions of units being sold in every country in the world.

Because of the popularity of the phone, we thought we would share some fascinating facts:

  • Your mobile phone has more computing power than the Apollo 11 space moon landing had.
  • In Malaysia it is illegal to divorce someone via text.
  • Used mobile phones have more bacteria on them than toilet handles.
  • In Japan, 90% of phones are waterproof as the youngsters refuse to part with them even whilst using the shower or bath.
  • An Apple I-Phone, will only cost 20p a year to charge if charged each day.
  • More people in the world own a phone rather than a toilet.
  • Nomophobia is the fear of being without your phone or losing signal.
  • Mobile phone throwing is an official sport in Finland.
  • The best selling phone is the Nokia 1100, which sold over 200 million units.
  • 100,000 phones are dropped down the toilet each year.
  • The technology behind a smart phone relies on 250,000 separate patents.
  • In 2015 more people died taking selfie`s than from shark attacks.
  • Apple sold 37 million phones in 2012 in just 14 weeks, which equates to 340,000 per day.

So if you have trouble with your phone, for whatever reason, please remember that you will not be alone, as someone else will be having the same problem as you.

early mobile phone

artificial limb

The Motorcycle – Gotlieb Daimler / Edward Butler 1884

The question is who invented the motorbike?

Two people are credited with this invention, firstly Gotlieb Daimler and secondly Edward Butler are both listed as the first designers to achieve this.

Throughout the years, the motorbike has been associated with freedom, excitement, gangs and generally being cool and cruising down Route 66 on a Harley. How many characters in film and TV shows gave the impression of acting cool whilst riding a motorbike? The ones that spring to mind are Steve McQueen in The Great Escape, Marlon Brando in The Wild One and who can forget Henry Winkler as the Fonz in Happy Days. Another interesting fact concerns the TV series Chips, which told the story of 2 motorcycle cops in America, one of the stars Erik Estrada, had to have an 8 week intensive course to be able to drive a bike - not a normal one, but a massive Harley Davidson.

Throughout the entire series, he never held a motorbike licence whilst playing a policeman; you couldn’t make it up could you?

Since its introduction, back in the late 1800`s, the motorcycle has developed into a vital piece of transportation; countries like Italy, India, Japan, Thailand and Vietnam rely heavily on them, so much so, that Thailand has 100 million scooters in use, there are literally tens of thousands lining the streets, including every single brand from Vespa`s to Harleys.

Another eastern country that relies heavily on the motorbike is Vietnam, which has a massive motorcycling population with over 86% of people owning one.

In Italy it is practically a religion to own a Vespa, (which means Wasp) especially in the bigger cities such as Rome and Milan where space is at a premium.

Like cars, motorcycles have become bigger, better, faster, more stylish and sought after. From humble beginnings the motorcycle has come a long way, creating some fascinating facts that make interesting reading, details like...

  • Did you know that Sonny Barger, who is the founder of the Hells Angels, wrote in his autobiography that he preferred Japanese bikes to Harley Davidsons, something that was seen as blasphemous amongst the hard- nosed American based bikers?
  • Talking of Hells Angels, there were three manufacturers who had the names Satan, Devil and Lucifer, imagine a group of Angels riding that lot!
  • The first Harley Davidson used a tomato can as a carburettor as well as starting out as push bike manufacturers, in fact some of the worlds greatest motorcycle manufacturers didn’t start out as such, Ducati started by selling radio parts, Triumph made golf balls, Kawasaki developed planes and spaceships, Yamaha make pianos and synthesisers, whilst Honda make everything from robots to cars, from lawnmowers to Formula One cars.

Three of the biggest makers of motorbikes in the world consist of Honda, Yamaha and Hero Motocorp who hold the lion`s share, but the first production motorcycle was built by Hildebrand and Wolfmuller in 1894.

Again, like cars, motorcycles have recognised the need to help the planet due to climate change conditions that are occurring today, all the big companies including Harley Davidson have or are developing electric motorbikes to fall in line with the restrictions on fossil fuel vehicles targeted for 2030.

One thing is for sure, the motorbike is now seen as an essential piece of kit, rather than just a cool boys toy, and will become more popular as the financial grip takes hold, McQueen and Brando would have a fit!

The Sewage System – 4000 BC- India

How many people consider the sewage system to be a great invention? Not many I would imagine! But just think how the world would be without it; imagine the state we would be in.
How did the system come about? Well, we can trace the oldest system all the way back to 4000 BC in the Indus River in India. Come forward 1500 years BC and you have evidence of indoor plumbing being used by ancient Egyptians in 2500 BC.

The first modern - day flushing system was invented by Sir John Harrington in 1586, something that was ridiculed at the time. The idea did not reappear until 1880 when plumber Thomas Crapper updated the system, and the rest is history.

Alongside the toilet system came the toilet paper, which began circulation in 1857, but it was not until 1890 that Scott Paper decided to place it on a roll, but were too embarrassed by its risky nature and refused to put their name to it. During the late 17th Century, the River Thames was constantly used as a dumping ground for all and sundry, including bodies, oils and human waste, after an outbreak of cholera the stench became so bad that people were actually vomiting in the streets on a regular basis.

Members of the House of Lords and Commons also started to complain about the smell whilst they were in chambers, so much so that they passed a bill of law forbidding the dumping of waste in to the river.

One fact that is kept quiet, is the sewer system and the Internet have an unlikely connection that most People would not realise. The Internet is linked to a server, which is well known, but did you know that the Internet broadband cables are physically located in the sewer lanes?
When laying broadband cables, the sewer network remains the most practical way to avoid any unnecessary digging and disruption whilst installing new cables.

One of the biggest problems that sewers have in today’s society is the build up of fats and grease, alongside wet wipes and disposable nappies which cause enormous amounts of fat to build up.

Called “Fatbergs” by sewage workers, they can clog a whole City's system when the fat content solidifies under cooler temperatures, and when mixed together with the wipes, they become a formidable foe to clear. The problem is becoming so bad, that a Fatberg the size of a double decker bus was found in one system.

Fun facts about the sewage system include the following.

  • Rock-star Alice Cooper once lost his 12 foot pet python called Yvonne down a New York hotel toilet system, only to be reunited two weeks later, after she was found in the sewer.
  • In 1969 a Life magazine reporter was quoted as saying that “ All of Beverly Hills is flushing it`s toilet system at the same time, which has left the sewage system permanently stoned"
  • Venice, as lovely and picturesque as it seems, does not have a modern day sewage system in its historic quarter; much of the raw sewage still goes straight into the canals.
  • In Bulawayo, Zimbabwe, the entire town`s residents of over 1 million people are asked to flush their toilets at the same time twice a week to keep the sewage system clear.
  • Dubai high rise blocks have so much waste that the sewer system cannot cope, so they decided to employ trucks to remove it on a daily basis - a 24 hour operation.
  • Most genres have a Roman God or Goddess assigned to them, but did you know that there is a Goddess called Cloacia, who is the patron saint of the roman sewer systems and sexual intercourse in marriage, bit of a mixture don’t you think?

One thing that cannot be ignored, is the level of engineering that it takes to install a sewage system for a whole city, to get millions of tonnes of waste to drain away underfoot in silence everyday is no mean feat and has to be applauded.

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The Submarine – Cornelius Drebbel – 1620

Most people are fascinated with submarines and how they work, how can a vessel that weighs literally thousands of tonne`s float under the water and rise and dive simultaneously?

Submarines were first invented for exploration purposes but soon became a military weapon when the powers that be, realized the potential.

The first submarine, designed in 1620 by Cornelius Drebbel, first dived to a depth of 15 feet in 1620, however there were early images created by Leonardo Da Vinci back in 1570; which sadly  never came to fruition.

The first military version, appeared in 1776 and was designed by David Bushnell, it was the first type to be propelled by spiral props, which was later adapted in 1800 to be dual – propulsion.
Later the French Navy developed the first submarine that did not require human propulsion in 1863 and was known as the Plongeur.

When World War 1 started, the submarine, which was classed as a new weapon, terrorised the seas and oceans and claimed the sinking of ships at an alarming rate. One of the worst was the sinking of the SS Principle Umberto, which was returning to Italy when it was torpedoed by the Austro-Hungarian submarine, killing all 1926 lives on board.

The submarine became so effective, that 2439 allied ships were destroyed in WW1. It has continued to evolve through technical advancements, enabling the latest models to fire ballistic and nuclear weapons alongside cluster bombs and other armaments.

During World War 2, most will recall the part that the planes played in the defence of the country, models such as the Spitfire and Hurricane have a particular place in our hearts as the protectors of the skies, but the submarine became one of the most successful weapons in military arsenals, regardless of which side had them. The USA and Russia claim to have the most submarines in their fleets, with the US just edging it, but having more than twice the third largest, being Iran.

Some fascinating facts include…

  • In 1968 a US nuclear submarine sank in the deepest part of the Pacific, although the position is known, its reactor and nuclear weapons were never found.
  • To respect maritime heritage, the British Navy submarines regularly fly the Jolly Roger flag.
  • Amazingly, only once has a submarine sunk another submarine in naval battle history.
  • A tradition in the USA, involves the passing of a cribbage board, which is handed down to the next contender when an older submarine is retired, the latest owner of the board, is a submarine which was launched in 1978.
  • As a nuclear deterrent, the United Kingdom has four nuclear submarines, each with an identified letter that contains written orders and instructions from the current Prime Minister, just in case Britain comes under threat or attack, the letters are destroyed and re-issued when a new PM is employed.
Flight – Orville and Wilbur Wright- 1901

Probably one of the most famous inventions of all time, flight comes out as one of the top three inventions named by the masses, as the most important and beneficial.

With the Wright Brothers (being the most renowned inventors) who first flew their first plane in 1903, which was called “The Wright Flyer” and travelled a distance of 120 feet, todays Boeing 787 can fly 10,000 miles on a single tank of fuel, which is certainly progressive.

Throughout the history of flight, there have been many significant and important developments, which have enhanced and developed the way flight travel has improved.
We have decided to list some of the more unknown and fascinating facts that might not be the normal things associated with flying.

  • Did you know that English is the international language when it comes to flight? All flight controllers and commercial pilots who fly on international flights are required to speak English.
  • The oxygen in a planes emergency system would only last for about 15 minutes once deployed.
  • Pilots and co- pilots are not allowed to eat the same food, so to avoid any potential food poisoning amongst the flight cabin crew.
  • The average Boeing 747 has around 150-175 miles of wiring on board, and can suck enough air through its engines to fill a Goodyear blimp in 7 seconds.
  • When Concorde was decommissioned, after a tyre fire, the well-known TV presenter Jeremy Clarkson called it “an absolute tragedy that such a piece of great engineering and aeronautical technology was going to waste”.
  • In the USA, 2 million passengers board more than 30,000 flights each day, with Hartsfield – Jackson airport in Atlanta being the busiest, with over 96 million passengers a year flying.
  • Airbus are working on a new concept idea for planes, they are considering building a plane that is transparent, that will give the passenger a 360 degree clear angle view whilst in the air, if you weren’t afraid of flying, you soon will be!
  • Between 43%-54% of pilots surveyed in the UK, Sweden and Norway admitted to falling asleep whilst flying, amazingly one third stated that when they awoke, they found the co-pilot also asleep as well.
  • In 1986 the plane Voyager flew all around the world without stopping or refuelling, which is certainly more than the 120 feet that the Wright Brothers managed all those years ago.
Spectacles and Sunglasses – Edward Scarlatt – 1725

The earliest spectacles are attributed to Edward Scarlatt back in 1725, although the first known devices for eye corrections, date back to 1000 AD and were called a reading stone, which was basically a glass sphere similar to a magnifying glass which helped long sighted people to see more clearly.

Contact lenses on the other hand are seen as a modern day invention, which is not the case and can actually be dated back to the 13th century in Italy, where glass was placed directly onto the eyes, similarly to today’s versions, rather than being mounted into frames.

Contact lenses as we know them today, first started in 1949 and didn’t become mainstream until the 1970`s.

According to recent studies and research around the world, 25% of the total population requires some sort of eye correction, whether it through spectacles or contact lenses, that equates to a quarter of the people on the planet not being able to see properly.

Apparently, the Roman Emperor Nero is reported to have worn a form of Sunglasses whilst watching the Gladiator games in the Coliseum.

Other famous spectacle wearers include Buddy Holly, Bono, John Lennon, Alan Carr, Eric Morecambe, Dennis Taylor, Sue Pollard, Gandhi, Woody Allen and probably the most famous of all, Elton John, who supposedly has 30,000 pairs in his collection.

Although Nero wore a type of eye protection from the sun, sunglasses as we know them first appeared back in the 12th century in China, where flat crystals of smoky quartz were mounted in frames for personal use to deflect the suns rays.

It is also suggested that early Judges would wear a form of sunglasses to hide their emotions whilst sitting at court judging cases, hiding their emotions from the accused.

Rubber – Charles Goodyear – 1844 (Patented)

Charles Goodyear is credited with the invention of rubber, as we know it, back in 1844. This was down to his ability to undertake experiments which resulted in the breakthrough of vulcanisation, which he gained a patent for.

Goodyear was a self taught chemist and manufacturing engineer who had experimented with various substances and minerals before discovering the rubber process. Prior to this, rubber in its earlier form can be traced back to a tribe called the Olmecs, who discovered that if you boiled the latex from the tree, it would become soft and pliable.

They used it to make balls and played games with it, similar to football and basketball. This was witnessed by Christopher Columbus in 1495.

Because the latex is derived from a tree called Herea Brasilensis in South America, early explorers tried to bring it back to Europe and the East. One such man called Henry Wickham brought back rubber tree seeds that were later planted in England and sent to Sri Lanka, Indonesia, Singapore and Malaysia.

Rubber has got to be one of the most recycled products in the world alongside plastic, glass and tin. Each year 250 million tyres are recycled every year and re-shaped or moulded into different products, the rubber we use today is not actually 100% pure, but synthetic, which is better for the environment.

Statistics show that around 33 billion pounds of rubber are produced every year, and according to researchers, make around 40,000 different products, ranging from tyres and seals, to mats and shoes.

Today, natural rubber from tree sap only accounts for 40% of the rubber produced today, with 60% made up from man-made synthetics.

In the early years South America produced most of the rubber, but today South East Asia now produce 94% of the product due to mass plantations.

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Helicopters – 1907 – Paul Cornu

Ever since the year 400 BC, when Chinese children played with bamboo flying toys, people have been interested in this form of flying, but it wasn’t until the early 1480`s that a design for a helicopter was produced.

A French bicycle maker called Paul Cornu is credited with the inventing the first proper helicopter back in 1907, his model managed to hover above the ground for mere 20 seconds at a foot high

Another inventor who cemented himself into aviation history is American Igor Sikorsky, who was the first to produce a mass made helicopter, known as the R-4, which played a significant role in World War 2. In fact by the end of the war, Sikorsky had produced more than 400, which were mainly built for the military.

Like planes, helicopters have come a long way in a short time, development has been rapid. With the help of modern technology, the helicopter has gone from strength to strength with many machines now used for leisure, search and rescue, travel and commercial pleasure.
Modern day machines can fly distances of 1200 miles and reach speeds of up to 300 miles an hour, lifting up to 56 tonnes in weight, making it a formidable piece of kit.

The early day pioneers who played such important roles in the evolution of the helicopters such as Paul Cornu, Etienne Oehmichen and Thomas Edison who flirted with the idea for many years, would be very proud of the progress that has been made.

Computers – Charles Babbage – 1833

Most people when asked would say that the computer was a modern-day invention, but Charles Babbage is credited with inventing the first computer, in fact he invented all the parts that we use for our computers in today's society.

The first modern-day computer as we know it, was updated some 120 years later, and was known as the Z1, credited to Konrad Zuse in 1936.

Alan Turing who is best known for cracking the enigma code during WW2, also had a connection with the development of the computer, his Turing machine was seen as a mathematical model of computation and was invented by him.

The first computer disc drive to use removable media, was the IBM 1311, the machine was so big that it resembled a washing machine, but amazingly it only had the storage capacity of five megabytes.

The first known computer programmer was a lady called Ada Lovelace, who was a mathematician and a writer. She is known for her work on the analytical engine, which was Charles Babbage`s early model.

Virtually everybody who has used a computer has at one point used a mouse to navigate around the screen, but do you know the inventor of the contraption?

He was called Douglas Engeblart. He made the body out of wood with metal wheels which allowed the device to move freely back and forth. The electric cord stuck out of the back, resembling a rodent's tail; hence the word mouse was used.

One of the major players in the computer world is Microsoft, their invention, Windows started out by being called Interface Manager, but they decided to change it, as Windows seemed to be more appealing.

Intel developed the first microprocessor 4004, which literally set the path for the modern computing era, surprisingly it was meant to be for a calculator, which evolved.

Computer programming has become the world's most sought after profession, with more and more people turning to IT as a career.

Believe it or not, the launch codes for the US nuclear missiles, was at one time 00000000, bit difficult to remember, I think not! It’s a good job that the missiles were never needed, how would they remember the code?

Like the mouse, everybody has played solitaire on their computers at one point, but the game played a teaching role for users, as it helped them to develop their skills in using the mouse, enabling the user to move the icons around the screen easily.

The first computer, the ENIAC weighed an incredible 27 tonnes and took up 1800 square feet, a bit different from today's laptops.

When you think of film animation, you immediately think of drawing and sketching diagrams similar to early cartoons, but most animation today is done using a computer: major films, like the Toy Story series, Monsters Inc and Up are all computer generated.

This has not always been the case, when John Lasseter was employed by Walt Disney Studios, they decided to fire him as he believed that computer animation was a thing of the future, and felt that Disney should be using more of it. Disney however disagreed. How times have changed!

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Chocolate – Mayans Aztec- 3rd Century

When asked, how many people would gladly give up chocolate, not many I would imagine?

But did you know that chocolate was invented as such by the early Mayans - Aztecs in Ecuador as early as the 3rd century, and rather than eat it as a solid; they used to use the substance as a drink.

The first chocolate bar as we know it, was produced by J. S. Fry who were a British based chocolatiers and are credited with making the first chocolate bar.

Daniel Peter, a Swiss chocolatier and entrepreneur spent eight years trying to perfect the ingredients for milk chocolate, he later discovered that the answer lay in condensed milk. Everybody in the world is so pleased that he did, especially the chocolate industry which earns an astonishing $130 billions dollars a year from it.

Chocolate comes from the fruit of the cacao tree which is located in Central America, Southern America and Mexico and was used at first as a currency. The fruits of the tree which are called pods, contain around 40 beans, with each tree producing 2500 cocoa beans each year, every pound of chocolate contains around 400 beans.

Everybody likes chocolate, whether its milk, white or the dark variety, but did you know the health issues that concern the subject? Such as, dark chocolate is nutritious because it contains fibre and minerals, which are soluble; it also contains compounds that are organic and has anti-oxidants. Studies have shown, that dark chocolate also improves the blood flow to your brain creating waves, which helps to lower blood pressure.

Another fascinating study shows that dark chocolate may help to lower cholesterol levels and lower the risk of heart disease.

The taste of chocolate helps to ward off depression and helps combat stress levels.

The Swiss consume the most chocolate per nation, with Germany, Ireland and the UK close behind.

The Compact Disc – Germany 1979 - Philips and Sony

CD`s as we know them were first produced in Germany in 1979 when electronic giants Philips and Sony combined to update and enhance their video technique, which Philips had tried to develop previously with their laser disc. This evolved into the compact disc.

Some fascinating facts about CD`s include:

  • The playing time was arranged at the onset to include 74 minutes so to incorporate the recording of Beethoven`s 9th symphony without interruption.
  • The first album to be produced on compact disc format was Abba`s the Visitors, which came out in 1979.
  • The first commercially manufactured album was Bruce Springsteen`s Born in the USA.
  • Dire Straits, Brothers in Arms album became the first 1 million copy seller, with the Eagles Greatest hits album selling the most copies with over 36 million sold.

By 2007, world sales of CD`s reached 200 billion, and if you piled all the CDs together they would go around the world an incredible 6 times, although sales have declined dramatically over the past 10 years due to the introduction of downloading and streamed music. It would seem that the CD has now had its day, which is a shame as you cannot beat the quality of sound that they produce.

The first commercially available CD player was the Sony CDP-101, which was released in 1982 at a cost of £922, how times have changed, now you can pick up a CD player at most boot sales for around £5.00.

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Video Cassette Recorder – 1956 – Ampex

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The first video camera recorder was produced by a company called Ampex in 1956 and was as big as a piano and cost a staggering $50,000 dollars, with each cassette costing a staggering $300.

The VCR as we know it today was first developed by Sony back in 1970 and revolutionised the way people viewed television forever. For the first time people could record their favourite programmes and watch them at their leisure. Prior to this, there was literally nothing available. If you missed your programme or film, tough!

Legend has it, that David Bowie was the first person in England to own a video cassette player. Whether this is true is unknown and unfortunately we cannot ask the great man himself.

During its heyday the VCR was the piece of electrical equipment to have, with virtually every household owning one. Unfortunately after the invention of the DVD player and downloading streams, the VCR is now practically obsolete, which is a real shame as there are thousands of films around that are in perfect condition, but nobody wants; you cannot give them away.

Although the VCR player and cassettes are no longer wanted, the actual taking of videos via phones and laptops is probably one of the most popular pastimes in today's society. Think about it. You Tube would not be around if it were not for people videoing scenes and events.
Facebook is another video genre that owes it success to video filming, with over 20 million videos being uploaded each month.

Glass – 3600 BC - Egyptians

Before man figured out how to craft glass, nature was already making it, during thunderstorms' If lightning strikes sand, the heat generated fuses the sand into long slender glass tubes called Fulgurites.

Glass is nothing new to humans, having been around for thousands of years. Some archaeologists can claim glass objects dating back to over 6000 years in Egypt, Syria, Iraq and Kuwait.

Apart from being one of the most durable and practical items around, glass, alongside plastic, rubber and paper is one of the best recycled materials. So much so that a recycled glass container can go from a recycling bin to a supermarket in 30 days.

According to specialists, glass has a superior breakdown rate, with some claiming it takes around 1 million years to decompose entirely.

China is the largest producer`s of glass in the world today, followed closely by Germany.

Space Travel & Exploration- 1957

Most people when asked to comment on space travel will automatically relate to spaceships, rockets, UFO`s and Aliens, but when did space travel actually become a reality?

One of the questions about space, is when does it begin? Does it start at night when darkness descends?

Well in fact, it starts 62 miles above the Earth and can be reached in a space shuttle in around 8 minutes, something that is called the Karmen Line.

But when did the space race begin?

The first satellite known was called Sputnik, launched back in October 1957 by the now defunct Soviet Union who was showcasing its power of military and technical knowledge. Sputnik stunned the world by becoming the first artificial satellite marking the new space exploration race, something that infuriated the US so much, that they decided to run their own space programme, which resulted in the formation of NASA.

Before humans could actually take off in rockets from the Earth's surface, animals were regularly used in experiments, including monkeys and dogs. Initially a monkey called Albert was the first to be sent into space by NASA, he managed to reach a height of 39 miles, but unfortunately suffocated due to technical difficulties.

Alberts 2-5 followed and suffered the same fate as the original Albert, but the next two - a pair called Able and Miss Barker - did survive their flight after they reached a height of 65 miles aboard a Jupiter rocket.

The Soviets decided to try their own animal experiments by sending a dog called Laika into space just a month after sending Sputnik into orbit, but like the monkeys, the dog died during the flight.

Although the experiments were fatal for the animals, they did answer a lot of questions for future space travel and propelled the advancement of humans into space.

Since the 1950`s and early 1960`s, space travel has escalated enormously. Probably the best known set of space missions has to be the Apollo series. These missions captured the hearts and minds of the world's population who imagined space rockets, landings on strange planets and moon walks.

Whether Apollo 11 actually landed or not is another matter, but the Apollo missions definitely changed the way the world viewed space travel.

The next step was trying to get a spaceship returned to the Earth without discarding the majority of its body in outer space; something that was achieved with the invention of the Space Shuttle, which changed the way space travel was conducted.

This coincided with the building of the Space Station Structure, which was the result of a United Nations project and which allowed astronauts to live in space above the Earth`s atmosphere. Something that if you had mentioned it some years ago, people would have thought that it was from Star Trek or 2001 Space Odyssey.

The structure has now been working for many years conducting experiments on how future generations may eventually reside in space.

With technology growing at an alarming rate, space travel has become a topic that is again at the forefront of human thinking. Will we ever see the colonisation of Mars? Who knows? But remember, they didn’t believe that a man could fly once, and look how that turned out!

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Medical Science - Various

Throughout the years there have been many fantastic inventions and innovations that have enhanced the World. Apart from the ones already mentioned,  we have seen the creation of clocks, the electric motor, jet engine, musical instruments, batteries, steam trains, telephones and the humble button. But one of the biggest advancements in engineering, technology and pure genius lies in the medical world.

Medical science has literally made unbelievable strides over the past 50 years. When you consider the amount of progression that Scientists, Doctors, Surgeons and Medical Practitioners have made it is quite astounding.

If you go back to the early 20th century and see how the medical world performed compared to now, it literally reads like a work of fiction; the advancements in medical science continue to astound and amaze us.

With progress being made in virtually every quarter, you wonder where this is going and how far can the inventors and engineers take it? Looking at some of the inventions that started out as new ideas, but are now established procedures is quite astonishing; in no particular order these inventions have changed the way people live their lives.

  • The discovery of DNA by Alec Jeffreys in 1984, not only explained the way the make up of the human body is constructed, but helped forensic science solve crimes and pinpoint criminals, something which is an everyday occurrence in policing today.
  • Imagine, if Edward Jenor had, not made the discovery of the humble vaccination, in 1796, what state the world would be in today after the recent Covid 19 pandemic?
  • How about the invention of plastic surgery? Not everybody sees the procedure as pure vanity, take out all the over indulged Z list celebrities who change their appearance at the drop of a hat from week to week, going from looking normal to utterly stupid and in some instances grotesque. Plastic surgery has changed people`s lives, especially those who have been injured through fires and accidents, enabling people to rebuild their lives and continue in their everyday activities, ignoring those who just want bigger boobs or butts.
  • X-rays are now considered old, since the invention of the MRI and CT scanners, but let's not forget the significant role that they played in early medicine, if Wilhelm Conrad Rontgen had not fulfilled his experiments in 1895, millions of people would have suffered in silence without knowing what was happening beneath their skin. X –rays may be seen as old, but boy are they vital.
  • Talking of MRI `and CT scanners, how impressive are they? Whenever I have witnessed the workings and results of these machines, I have come away thinking to myself ”How wonderful was that”? To see the inside of your own body on a screen in such detail is quite mesmerising, I had to have a procedure on my face and had a scan of my head, the surgeon explained in detail what was happening and how they were going to correct it, to see an image of your head, skull and face is a really strange feeling as I had never seen it before.
  • Another massive advancement has to be in surgery itself. Imagine saying to someone many years ago that you could take out a person's organ and replace it with another! This would have been looked on as pure science fiction. But the level of surgery is now so advanced, that hearts, kidneys, lungs, spleens, nerves and livers are now seen as normal, there are now procedures being carried out concerning face transplants, hand and feet replacements and deafness and blind conditions being reversed.

When you consider the technology and engineering advancements that have been made over the past 70 years, it is either quite frightening or exciting to imagine what the future holds depending on how you look at it, but one thing is for sure, the medical advancements are going to get bigger and better and more experimental.

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To sum up, all of these inventions have enhanced peoples lives in one way or another. We as engineers fully understand the time, effort, stress, hardship and disappointments that it takes to get these ideas to the mainstream, and hope that the trend in inventions and new ideas carries on for many years.

To all the engineers, pioneers, scientists, inventors, innovators and idealists, we support you, because without you, we would all still be wallowing in the mud.