permission to come aboard part two

the boating bard

permission to come aboard, part II

If you come to visit me
Make sure you've had a wee
And bring some semi skimmed milk
If you want a cup of tea

I usually have some sugar
And drinking vessels for one each
Though they may be tannin stained
Because I don't use any bleach

I prefer if you take your boots off
And leave your hound at the door
I don't want muddy pawprints
All over my laminate floor

You will take me as you find me
It's a little busy in here
But I'll clear a walkway through
And I'm sure we'll uncover a chair


wet and muddy boots

Please don't outstay your welcome
I find conversation trying
It's hard to wax lyrical
Where my underwear is drying