If you come to visit me
Make sure you've had a wee
And bring some semi skimmed milk
If you want a cup of tea
I usually have some sugar
And drinking vessels for one each
Though they may be tannin stained
Because I don't use any bleach
I prefer if you take your boots off
And leave your hound at the door
I don't want muddy pawprints
All over my laminate floor
You will take me as you find me
It's a little busy in here
But I'll clear a walkway through
And I'm sure we'll uncover a chair
