I've a snake in mi bathroom
What am I gonna do?
I've a snake in mi bathroom
What am I gonna do
Evict that snake
That's what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna evict that snake

I'm gonna pick up that snake
That's what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna get my grabbers
That's what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna grab that snake
That's what I'm gonna do
With litter pickers

I'm going to carry that snake
That's what I'm going do
At arms length I am
That's what I'm gonna do
Drop in the grasses I am
That's what I'm gonna do

I'm gonna run like hell
That's what I'm gonna do
Sprint to the boat I am
That's what I'm gonna do
And check mi bedding