I don’t stress how I dress👗
because I live on a boat

But my favoured attire is
peaked cap and waist coat 🧢🦺

with sturdy worn boots👢👢
and a bright neckerchief 🧣

I sometimes let slip
those garments underneath 🩲

It’s a shock for gongoozlers📸
Who see more than they ought😱

A bare bottomed boater🍑
Hanging out on their boat